5 Easy Tutorials for Creating Web 2.0-Style Buttons

Love it or hate it, the “Web 2.0″ look is everywhere these days, and if you are in the design or web line of work, you may find yourself wanting to (or having no choice to) create them at some point. I’ve collected a few tutorials that I think are worthwhile and fairly quick and easy on making Web 2.0-style buttons and shapes. I tried to stay away from Illustrator ones that inlcude a lot of transparencies – they gum up your file and can make it a nightmare to work with. So, without further ado:

1. Tutorial: How to create a shiny Web 2.0 button in Illustrator (graphics-illustrations)

Quick and easy with a nice result that can easily have other graphics added to the button area.

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2. Shiny Buttons Without Blends or Transparencies in Illustrator (VecTips)

Another simple Illustrator tutorial, this time for rectangular buttons or shapes.

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3. Web 2.0 style buttons (Iris Design)

A similar effect as the above tutorial, but with a slightly different look, and this time for Photoshop.

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4. Design a Glossy Download Icon (PSD Tuts)

A slightly more complex tutorial for Photoshop, but with a great result.

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5. How-to Create a Web 2.0 button/icon (All4YourWebsite)

A really quick-to-make square button for Photoshop.

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Hope these are useful to you!

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  • en: @gruber or answer a phonecall 07/14/09 09:38pm
  • en: what do I do when I try to sign up for buzzirk mobile or global ... http://u.mavrev.com/n36q 07/14/09 09:38pm
  • en: If you want something juicy, try "Peyton Place" or "Valley of the Dolls" or Arthur Hailey's "Airport!" 07/14/09 09:38pm
  • en: DOES ANYONE KNOW MISS JONES TWITTER PAGE? OR EVEN HER KIDS? I WANT HER KIDS TO SEE WHAT IF FEELS LIKE 4 THEIR MOM 2 B DISRESPECTED,4BEYONCE 07/14/09 09:38pm
  • en: @MaggieDammit That's kind of happening to me too. BUT I don't post any pics of my kids or personal stuff on facebook. 07/14/09 09:38pm
  • en: Kicker Studio is looking for new space in SOMA or the Mission in SF. Ideally less "office-y" and more "studio-y." Ping me with any 07/14/09 09:38pm
  • en: Should I shower or eat? Hmmm... 07/14/09 09:38pm
  • en: I bought jeans and leggings just so to releas stress and while waiting for someone in blue? Or brown.. - http://tweet.sg 07/14/09 09:38pm
  • en: Im deadass od tired.. & Im juss sittin on the couch not movin or nuffin.... 07/14/09 09:38pm
  • en: @muneco87 Thinking of Rehobeth or Ocean City MD, this weekend? U down?? 07/14/09 09:37pm
  • en: AD Blog:THE NEW PRADA DEMIN FOR LADIES LEATHER OR NYLON FRONTS - http://tinyurl.com/kju5yu 07/14/09 09:37pm
  • en: Tony Romo broke up with Jessica Simpson, on the day before her birthday! If it were done by e-mail or text, that would be more awesome. 07/14/09 09:37pm
  • en: @AshGetzLive get a nigga a bible or sumthin...lol 07/14/09 09:37pm
  • en: How the devil must laugh as we preach the world rather than preaching the Gospel or teaching from the Word. Jesus said "Feed My Sheep " 07/14/09 09:37pm
  • en: DEE front or rear tire?? 07/14/09 09:37pm
  • en: Teaching @chubio how to tweet...or more important why to tweet.. 07/14/09 09:37pm
  • en: Free WiFi @ SAT, only prob is the TOS made me promise not to look at anything derogatory or pornographic, does that mean 4chan is out? 07/14/09 09:37pm
  • en: i 'd luv for u to join me - probably grab chickfila or mcalisters b4, maybe w/ you??? some friends are meeting me there. thoughts?? 07/14/09 09:37pm
  • en: Is the modern father defined only by the money he can or cannot provide? It seems to be that way. 07/14/09 09:37pm
  • en: Dishing-out-Dilemma thy name is Barak Obama, GOP y'all better handle Sotomayor with caution or it will be all over for you with Hispanics. 07/14/09 09:37pm
  • en: Is it just me, or does Jeff Sessions looks like a grown-ass Dennis the Menace? 07/14/09 09:37pm
  • en: http://twitpic.com/absh3 - @jose_aw in the OR 07/14/09 09:37pm
  • en: RT @CERN http://tinyurl.com/nh48j2 -Particle physics for beginners. Click 'Video in CDS' to watch, or 2,3,4 for the next in the series. 07/14/09 09:37pm
  • en: how many soldiers are on the 2nd or 3rd tour of afghan? get the boys home. 07/14/09 09:37pm
  • en: @movin997 Ladies Room tops #3words to describe your sex life...gone not forgotten? or not in bedroom? 07/14/09 09:37pm
  • : http://protondigit.weebly.com/ 07/14/09 09:37pm
  • en: Dude when you are on the bus or in public Don't use speaker phone and shout into it! 07/14/09 09:37pm
  • en: @RhiCouture ok so that means I will see u later or 2morrow. Was dat so hard? Gosh 07/14/09 09:37pm
  • en: @lydialicious Its good, everything is good here. Whats up? Message me proper on faceybizzle or something, wanna know whats the crack in Lnd 07/14/09 09:37pm
  • no: @yahzarah Cool don't 4get or else...:p 07/14/09 09:37pm
  • en: MONTREAL! Don't forget - ICE CUBE this Thursday! Tickets still available at - info@escapemtl.ca, High Times, Off The Hook or City Styles :D 07/14/09 09:37pm
  • en: heading to the beach for a picnic and either flat top grill or chipotle later. yum! 07/14/09 09:37pm
  • en: considering a short vacation with the wife. doesn't need to be romantic, just not involving children, dogs, or cooking. 07/14/09 09:37pm
  • en: @marceloramires I didn't use Google translate, or any other web translating tool. I honestly thought was "tentativa"... 07/14/09 09:37pm
  • en: Tony Romo breaks up w/ Jessica Simpson b4 here 29th bday...Damn...!Is IT her or the men? 07/14/09 09:37pm
  • en: I swear, if I have kids and somoene kills me, they better form the X-Men or something and kill that idiot 07/14/09 09:37pm
  • nl: Workin hard... or hardly workin. hehehe 07/14/09 09:37pm
  • en: Or punch them everytime u see them 07/14/09 09:37pm
  • no: Coke or Diet Coke. I prefer....coke 07/14/09 09:37pm
  • en: Chops Bonita offers on Sun and Mon 2-course dinner for 2 AND free bottle of chardonnay or cab for $39! What a deal... 07/14/09 09:37pm
  • en: I'm so friggin' hungry all of the time. It's like I'm pregnant or just hit puberty. 07/14/09 09:37pm
  • en: @CableYourWorld They have the best prices on the net no need for ripoff bestbuy or any of them They have fast shipping also 07/14/09 09:37pm
  • en: this situation could either turn out really good... or end up terribly. hopefully not the latter. 07/14/09 09:37pm
  • en: How this particular firm couldn't or wouldn't find a particular building in major university is beyond me. Rant over. 07/14/09 09:37pm
  • en: "Dexter's home from school, bawling. 'Other kids dads force them into math, or sports. I don't wanna just be a foodie!" #CookingWithDexter 07/14/09 09:37pm
  • en: @txjogger mornin, Lil buddy ... how's it hangin ? ... or is it still standin up ? 07/14/09 09:37pm
  • en: @eristik but, although you were clearly trying to be annoying, I recommend room escape games... or research 'brain fever in literature'! 07/14/09 09:37pm
  • en: RT @mike_gamble: Patients (and caregivers): Stand up 4 ur rights. Don't be afraid to fire incompetent or uncaring doctor. U deserve better. 07/14/09 09:37pm
  • en: @kmh I'll make a note of it for a day I have more time or if we start doing some supplementary content. 07/14/09 09:37pm
  • en: Just one more thing: Oh-Oh! Houston, I got a problem... Bye! See you all tomorrow or in... 2019 it seems to be a good date! 07/14/09 09:37pm
  • en: If bikers were Mex or Czechs they'd have bn guilty: Canada targets Mexico, Czech Republic asylum seekers: http://digg.com/d1wfjM?t #digg 07/14/09 09:37pm
  • en: Bb still not working. SH says will get someone to call me after a day or 2 but I'm employee so LL :( http://myloc.me/a8UZ 07/14/09 09:37pm
  • en: Kings Cross on a train, cooking my knackers off ! Is a little air con to much to ask for, or is that the window when not screwed shut ! Grrr 07/14/09 09:37pm
  • en: two weeks to find a job or I'm kicked out? Oh that's a new one. Like I care. I might not find a job on purpose if that's the case. 07/14/09 09:37pm
  • en: is it just me or does ie8 crash ALL the time?! 07/14/09 09:37pm
  • en: @iamdiddy WHEN GOD PUT IT ON YOUR HEART CAN'T NO MAN OR WOMAN TAKE THAT AWAY FROM YOU.. 07/14/09 09:37pm
  • en: http://tinyurl.com/lbh7r9 - Make money online with me..just copy my campaign and make $600 daily or $3000 per week 07/14/09 09:37pm
  • en: Does anyone have the N*E*R*D Cd 'Fly or Die' that they can send me? 07/14/09 09:37pm
  • en: @jennproulx welcome to Twitter! Upload a profile photo or people will think you're a "spammer" and block you. Cheers! 07/14/09 09:37pm
  • en: dno if i should get my reg plate as my initials or something that looks like mark 07/14/09 09:36pm
  • en: @BenjaminEllis Try http://creately.com for flowcharts or just abt anything you wanna draw & its collaborative 07/14/09 09:36pm
  • en: Find a fine wine for $15 or less. http://tr.im/shPY 07/14/09 09:36pm
  • en: @cc_monkey condensed or not...i can deal! 07/14/09 09:36pm
  • : Yes, it seems like only yesterday (or about 3 months a.. http://r8k20.tk 07/14/09 09:36pm
  • en: Ever hv ppl who don't speak 2 u or u don't speak to them? An ya'll don't hv a real reason y, don't even really know each other, but (contd) 07/14/09 09:36pm
  • en: RT @oxfordgirl: I think its important 4 Sea of Green 2 B at Fri Prayers 4 Rafsanjani, no matter if Mousavi attends or not. RT #iranelection 07/14/09 09:36pm
  • en: @pourth How do your coworkers enjoy your playlist or do you use haedphones? 07/14/09 09:36pm
  • en: @SLoneNY07 I think this tweet was meant for me... Need to preface it with @dictionary deb or it won't show up for me :-). BTW Nice 2 meet u 07/14/09 09:36pm
  • en: @pdempseyfansite I hope so too. I remember last year we got pics from the set the 1st or 2nd week... 07/14/09 09:36pm
  • en: WANTED: MP3 of Gravity Kills' "Blame (L.A. Remix)". REWARD: Krimpets or booze or booze-injected Krimpets - just find me the song. 07/14/09 09:36pm
  • en: I need some help...are men like women when they say "oh don't make a big deal out of my bday" do they really mean it or they just saying it 07/14/09 09:36pm
  • en: @dlanghout You better rest more!!! No more hospital visits allowed or I will call you GM! 07/14/09 09:36pm
  • en: @imxtian Hindi ba libre din yung printing? Or babayaran pa printing pero free lang yung shipping? 07/14/09 09:36pm
  • en: @magictea Well, obviously MJB is very good; but I'm more of an aficionada of Jay Presson Allen's stage adaptation. Or do both. 07/14/09 09:36pm
  • en: @PTIShow better chance for cy young, halladay or lincecum? 07/14/09 09:36pm
  • en: @ilinap What does he use? Mac or PC? 07/14/09 09:36pm
  • en: @paulreece42 have some checkers or some shit 07/14/09 09:36pm
  • en: watched caddyshack last night. is it just me or did chevy chase used to be sexy? weird... 07/14/09 09:36pm
  • en: this "treasure hunt" thing muse have got going on looks fucking pointless, unless you wanna pay for my flight to fucking russia or something 07/14/09 09:36pm
  • en: Got A Karate, Kung Fu, Self Defense, Judo, Martial Arts Or Any Other Type Of Combat Website? Ive Got 8 Martial ... http://tinyurl.com/luzr8y 07/14/09 09:36pm
  • en: @MemeR It's not as if you're actually going to date the Tomarkin boy (or Yedidia Vital) so who cares? 07/14/09 09:36pm
  • en: Came home...with two cops infront of the house infront of me and my family gone. They got taken away! or they for the trip...either or 07/14/09 09:36pm
  • en: Where do I begin??? Tryin so hard to stay sane...y'all feel me? Once again, I need some motivation or inspiration ASAP-Somebody holla at me! 07/14/09 09:36pm
  • en: I'm serious. I look out my window -- blue skies and sun. It'll all disappear in minutes after I go outside. Send me money, #Ottawa, or else. 07/14/09 09:36pm
  • en: RT @iamdiddy: May God bless you to have a GREAT day today! BE GREAT or go back to sleep!!!! 07/14/09 09:36pm
  • en: @DamaliXDares is u doin a video shoot or what? 07/14/09 09:36pm
  • en: @mattlevin Oh Levin. Check out "Hummingbird" by Wilco or "You and I" by Wilco feat. Feist. You should fall in love. 07/14/09 09:36pm
  • en: @Lykeios Or you could think of how entertaining it is to stay at the Young Men's Christian Association... 07/14/09 09:36pm
  • en: http://twitpic.com/absfj - Cool retro/modern convertible couch perfect for dorm or studio! Buy it at Macon Campus Store 07/14/09 09:36pm
  • en: The best job goes to the person who can get it done without passing the buck or coming back with excuses by Napoleon Hill 07/14/09 09:36pm
  • en: A house pet who chases her tail, responds to her name, n comes when u call her...dog or cat? answer: see previous entry 07/14/09 09:36pm
  • en: The nurse acts 2 safeguard client & public when health care & safety are affected by incompetent,unethical or illegal practice of any person 07/14/09 09:36pm
  • en: @h_reid you GOTTA LOVE what your doing. If u don't. U don't do it for long* or be any good @ it. Yet in the recession u may want 2 hold out* 07/14/09 09:36pm
  • nl: #poidh = pics or it didn't happen 07/14/09 09:36pm
  • en: How to get women to approach you first for a date, no matter their looks, age, or income http://tinyurl.com/nb9yjz 07/14/09 09:36pm
  • en: No desire to be in bg right now or go to class. Quit asking me for directions freshman/parents! 07/14/09 09:36pm
  • en: @iLoveMusic1696 @lessofyou I need a minister or somedude 07/14/09 09:36pm
  • en: Your Parrot Will Talk In 30 Days Or Less...GUARANTEED! - http://is.gd/1lCtC 07/14/09 09:36pm
  • en: My work experience kid this week is well ace. I can see me and him having a laugh or two. Yay! 07/14/09 09:36pm
  • en: @Sven_Manager Who is easier to manage: @theboylike or @puppetronnie? Will Ameobi bring more silverware to Inter and @special1tv? 07/14/09 09:36pm
  • en: Happy Bastille Day!! (even though i don't know what the hell it is or why the f#$@ it's the biggest trending topic) 07/14/09 09:36pm
  • en: RT @jorgeavilam: Best Buy: Have 250 Twitter followers or no job http://ow.ly/heqo (via @laShel) #yam #fb 07/14/09 09:36pm
  • en: @VicThompson Oooh do you reckon it's sending out subliminal messages...'buy a fish' or 'take bellydancing lessons' or 'both' 07/14/09 09:33pm
  • en: is in camp at 11000'. Dunno if this text will make it or not. 07/14/09 09:33pm
  • en: there's a garden, what a garden! only happy faces bloom there and there's never any room there for a worry or a gloom there 07/14/09 09:33pm
  • en: Happy B-day to Sponge Bob Square Pants. 10 years old and still hasn't grown up or moved on from the Crusty Crab. 07/14/09 09:33pm
  • en: @SeanHughes It always does, and what sucks even further is if your car registration is not due or even close to being due and you move. 07/14/09 09:33pm
  • en: @ShellyKramer Do you love them or do you just need them? 07/14/09 09:33pm
  • en: It would appear that it's virtually impossible to get car hire in Portugal unless it's pre-booked miles in advance or you want a Merecedes. 07/14/09 09:33pm
  • en: @mathewi agree with u. not sure what the point is or what they're trying to prove because it's neither creative nor technically impressive. 07/14/09 09:33pm
  • en: @Artanas ones definition of real is different then what will be part of the package. I don't think it will be military grade at all or even 07/14/09 09:33pm
  • I received a very good question .. <a href="http://bit.ly/lwF8b">http://bit.ly/lwF8b</a>: 07/14/09 09:33pm
  • en: @garymorgan who am I? Or girls aren't so bad, right? 07/14/09 09:33pm
  • en: which is more powerful? the mind that says move on or the heart that says hold on? 07/14/09 09:33pm
  • en: @RED201 awww thx boo.... wut u gon read?/// or r u gonna freestyle?? lol 07/14/09 09:33pm
  • en: @furettos v plane professionals or what?:) 07/14/09 09:33pm
  • en: Get this free Michael Jackson image to post on your website or myspace profile! http://short.to/jdrn 07/14/09 09:33pm
  • en: All of the above.Haven't settled @jalichandra Unscientific poll: how do you write/read tweets? On Twitter.com or on 3rd party app? 07/14/09 09:33pm
  • en: IF You So Care About What Friend Think Go Fuck Her , Or Should I say Pussy Suck Her .. lol 07/14/09 09:33pm
  • en: @Yahzarah good morning silky voiced Yahzarah. don't tell Phonte, Pooh or Darien, but i think i have figured out why i like LB songs so much 07/14/09 09:33pm
  • en: Hunterhutch: Bow test - Does anybody know where I could sign my 13 year old nephew up to take the bow test or when... http://ow.ly/15HHIx 07/14/09 09:33pm
  • en: @mikemorrow Or...buy a BlackBerry. 07/14/09 09:33pm
  • en: Eat at home or at restaurant? @ http://trim.su/07fj by babaman8 07/14/09 09:33pm
  • en: The past does not equal the present or the future. Each day is new beginning & offers us new & great possibilities. - Amanda Curtis Kane 07/14/09 09:33pm
  • en: I found a journal with a lot of my old poems in it (some of which I don't even remember, or weren't even finished.) Maybe I'll begin typing 07/14/09 09:33pm
  • en: Pretty interesting business quote.. "Your either in the spotlight or the headlights" Jay Conger 07/14/09 09:33pm
  • en: @tenzanojiron #sdi09 Re: Slack & Rasta: I agree I think articulations for political or activist goals are most common. 07/14/09 09:33pm
  • en: @SweetsCPT is thsi breakfast or lunch 07/14/09 09:33pm
  • en: @rajcomics RC can use mutant series 2 showcae its other lesser used or now discontinued characters such as Supi,Steel,Parmanu,Abhedh..etc 07/14/09 09:33pm
  • en: @ImThatDude8 you better be taking good care of my baby Penny or my foot will be in that ass... and don't forget to comb her! 07/14/09 09:33pm
  • en: I Dont Even Look Your Way Anymore. Get A Life or A Hobby 07/14/09 09:33pm
  • en: @lizbethjimenez3 only God knows if a person goes to hell or not. You are not God. 07/14/09 09:33pm
  • en: “czars” don't need congressional confirmation, and are not scrutinized or vetted so Ovomit can appointment criminals. http://tiny.cc/QXsd0 07/14/09 09:33pm
  • en: Kevin Garnett or Ray Allen? RT @gclaghorn: RT @EdMorrissey I'd like to think that a wise, balding Celt could make better decisions than most 07/14/09 09:33pm
  • en: @thecatapult last action hero is totally awesome, on tour, at home, or with your family. 07/14/09 09:33pm
  • en: Not sure how or why Ice Cube was booked to play Bluesfest, but you know I'm checking that show out tonight. 07/14/09 09:33pm
  • en: @IdleSi yes, i hate that one - it either means "too expensive", "we fear we are too boring" or "i fear for my job if i hire y 07/14/09 09:32pm
  • en: When someone works out what's going on or where the plot is, could they kindly inform me please!! 07/14/09 09:32pm
  • en: Is it just me, or has 3G coverage on O2 completely died around London Bridge station? 07/14/09 09:32pm
  • en: to follow or not to follow, that is the question! 07/14/09 09:32pm
  • en: @harrislacewell Is it me or is #Sotomayor talking to Sessions like he 5, which btw is giving him credit mentally 07/14/09 09:32pm
  • en: @lisaeroth aww yeah...him or Jake! 07/14/09 09:32pm
  • en: If 1967 was the Summer of Love, has there been a Summer of Hate? Or have all the others been the Summers of Indifference? Just curious. 07/14/09 09:32pm
  • en: Created with the sole intention of teaching the novice or even the experienced Twitter user the technical skills necessary to use the... 07/14/09 09:32pm
  • en: Off to work, would rather be at the beach or in a mountain cabin. Beautiful blue sky this morning! 07/14/09 09:32pm
  • en: @kmaco214 They must be having a bad day!! Oh well... God will provide, sooner or later!! 07/14/09 09:32pm
  • en: @foodie411 tickets will be available at the door - unless we sell out of course. @karmacakedotca will consume a bite or two from 20+ steaks 07/14/09 09:32pm
  • en: @realcrazydaisy Good plan ... I'm very good with ranged weapons - should we meet along the watchtower? or the grassy knoll? ;) 07/14/09 09:32pm
  • en: Caught a little bit of Sonia Sotomayor's hearings, or, to use the scientific name, Senator Sessions Racist Doucebag Theatre. 07/14/09 09:32pm
  • en: @theuptake Sessions should answer that question himself. Or better yet make his choice for Supreme Court answer it. 07/14/09 09:32pm
  • en: RT @montanabusiness: Use #mtbiz for tweets related to Business in Montana, resources or information important to business in Montana 07/14/09 09:32pm
  • en: Nick wants to know: what position of need do you think the Chiefs need to address first? Call in at 913-576-7610 or text at 87905. 07/14/09 09:32pm
  • en: A husband home for a week or more can be difficult ;-) Always wants to be on the go. Ah, better than not having company, right? Right? 07/14/09 09:32pm
  • en: @evelily84 or just reply to ppl and hold convo that way or reply to ppls tweet - just tips on how to make twitter fun I didnt like it at 1st 07/14/09 09:32pm
  • en: Anyone else ever feel completely nieve? Or is it just me? 07/14/09 09:32pm
  • en: Anyone selling a Nikon D90? Or SB 600/800 Speedflash? 07/14/09 09:32pm
  • en: @GlobalManners Perfect French Holiday! Kickoff to 40,000 guillotined for little or no reason at all. Perfect French Holiday. 07/14/09 09:32pm
  • en: I'm kind of annoyed that google didnt change the logo today to make the l a guillotine. And the o's and e to heads. Or something. 07/14/09 09:32pm
  • en: RT @nessiii: need to find a gaggia or Krupps supplier in Jeddah, any ideas? 07/14/09 09:32pm
  • en: @rustyrockets jesus that was boring. some some skin or crack a loud one or SOMETHING...bring the funny, funny man...documenting heatstroke? 07/14/09 09:32pm
  • en: @drcongo what @untruth_ said - probably just a dodgy sensor or something. is the engine running in "safe mode" with limited revs? 07/14/09 09:32pm
  • en: It's insane how tired I am! I only slept for like.. 6 hours or something 07/14/09 09:32pm
  • en: :] I wanna die the underside of my ear dark blue. Or hot pink. It'de be so kewl. :] 07/14/09 09:32pm
  • en: I won't tell u that i love u, kiss or hug u! Cause I'm bluffin with my muffin... =P ♫ http://blip.fm/~9wn86 07/14/09 09:32pm
  • en: @benjami or Jerry Goldsmith's. I remember a station in live365.com dedicated to film scores, very relaxing. 07/14/09 09:32pm
  • it: @alaurice or chipotle! 07/14/09 09:32pm
  • en: @mastershortie loved pocket tv, your so cute "a cock or two" :) x 07/14/09 09:32pm
  • en: You're such a dumbass. Better watch out or i might curse you for life! LMAO! 07/14/09 09:32pm
  • en: @gfalcone601 Did you organise it so he got extra close and to feed the lions? Or was it just luck? What a lovely gf you are :) 07/14/09 09:32pm
  • en: Cannot keep me eyes open and I do not like coffee or soda...any suggestions.. 07/14/09 09:32pm
  • en: Why do some woman tell there guy, bf or male toy everything about there friends? 07/14/09 09:32pm
  • en: @tiwilliam i think so, but how long before the Webkit nightly builds see the light of day in Safari or Chrome stable builds? 07/14/09 09:32pm
  • en: Watch Sotmayor's face she does not like to be challenged or her motives questioned. Told you Dems would complain. Sessions shut him down 07/14/09 09:32pm
  • en: @SuperFlyTeeTee ......Tee I never seen no mother from brooklyn or the islands on this show..cuz u kno we don't play lmaoo...Muary is a trip 07/14/09 09:32pm
  • en: @assyoueffwhy HAHAHAHA! you should have been there.imagine an ashtray that talks.cool or what? "your cigarette butt is 300 degress celcius" 07/14/09 09:32pm
  • en: thinks we need suicide legalized, or more health regulation. Killing ourselves slowly is $. 07/14/09 09:32pm
  • en: @austindetwiler its all good. It stopped now. Allergies or something. 07/14/09 09:32pm
  • en: RT This is Dzyne of BoyEarly/LexZyne Productions.. if you looking for Beats Inspired by the SOUL.. hit us up @lexzyne or @boyearly WE GOT U! 07/14/09 09:32pm
  • en: @Ste1987 Or put sun cream on... 07/14/09 09:32pm
  • en: What about at "regular" grocery stores like Rainbow, Cub or Aldi? Or I guess Byerlys or Lunds (though can't imagine those being cheap) 07/14/09 09:32pm
  • en: @msilveruk That is a bit too minimalist. At least paint it blue or something... : ) 07/14/09 09:32pm
  • en: Logo Design Jobs: Logo Design &/or Print Ads Needed 2 Be Designed (Brochure, Flyer, etc) http://twelio.com/s5nv8r 07/14/09 09:32pm
  • en: #Sotomayor on Ricci case: Legal question was, was New Haven's decision based on race or based on what the law required it to do. 07/14/09 09:32pm
  • en: @loghorea Polish what? Naturally 1st thing that popped into my feverish little brain was "knobs" & "candlesticks" (1 hand or 2 07/14/09 09:32pm
  • en: thinks the time for change will come tomorrow! ...or maybe the next day 07/14/09 09:32pm
  • en: You can make a monetary donation to the food drive using a $1 or $5 scan coupon at the register in any Austin-area Randalls 07/14/09 09:32pm
  • en: US Americans: If you've never seen or heard a Senate Confirmation Hearing of any Presidential appointee, turn to NPR/CNN/C-SPAN 07/14/09 09:32pm
  • en: Want to study in the UK for a semester or more? Check out this site: http://studyacrossthepond.com/ #traveltuesday 07/14/09 09:32pm
  • en: @waxyjax I may swing by later around 11 or so for a drink? 07/14/09 09:32pm
  • en: @katiecupcakes Cool! Hah. I have a long weekend (4 or 5 days off)... it'll be one long Elton+Billy Fest! :) 07/14/09 09:32pm
  • en: @crazyfalcon5 You can has some when you get cookie with it, or you find something of equal manlyness. ;) 07/14/09 09:32pm
  • en: @kidcudi the song "soundtrack to my life" ever gonna be finished? Or was that the whole song? http://myloc.me/a8QZ 07/14/09 09:32pm
  • en: Any suggestions for things to do near Great American Ballpark in Cincy with a group before and/or after a baseball game? 07/14/09 09:32pm
  • en: @antsad we just got here..can you bring sasha over today or I can meet you somewhere 07/14/09 09:32pm
  • en: Serious Bastille Day question to ponder: Why didn't America's revolutionary experiment NOT end up with a Napoleon or Reign of Terror? 07/14/09 09:32pm
  • en: 20 Essential Social Media Widgets for your MAC Dashboard http://tinyurl.com/ldvamg (I might consider one or two) 07/14/09 09:32pm
  • en: @dementiaheart Lols. You just haven't found your talent or something that you're good at yet. 07/14/09 05:41pm
  • en: A dozen (or so) ways to start sub-processes in Ruby: Part 2 http://rubyurl.com/y3Sq (via @railsindia) 07/14/09 05:41pm
  • en: Which blogs or websites do you go to for teaching ideas or to find out about new resources? http://is.gd/1ykGD 07/14/09 05:41pm
  • en: @coupdemain "of what the critics say, oh we're just a wet dream for the webzine, make us it, make us hip, make a scene, or..." 07/14/09 05:41pm
  • en: it's one of those days where you could fail terribly or succeed beyond imagination. What'll I make it? Let's see. (HEAD HURTS BAD!!!!) 07/14/09 05:41pm
  • en: @Dog_Crazy 5 dogs sounds amazin! I's would loves a little brother or sister pup to play with. I's working on Markie..... 07/14/09 05:41pm
  • en: A nightmare just ate up your dreams. Sooner or later, it all comes crashing down bla bla how depressing xD 07/14/09 05:41pm
  • <a href="http://tinyurl.com/mj6rbk">http://tinyurl.com/mj6rbk</a>: Get MORE INFO/The Full Story, CLICK HERE 07/14/09 05:41pm
  • en: Quickest Start For Any Beginner To Actually Play The Guitar. Not A Course On Music Theory Or Complicated Stuff.... http://tinyurl.com/ma3roj 07/14/09 05:41pm
  • en: who should pay the outstanding bill to the city of Los Angeles for the MJ memoriam? MJ's fam, the fanz, LA or AEG? 07/14/09 05:41pm
  • en: @sushmeet i m not sure how u r associated wid mumbaikar.com, but be sure wrong info or linking it so often is a bad idea @gandhineha plz chk 07/14/09 05:41pm
  • en: http://twitpic.com/abdhp - Chris lowe from the Pet Shop Boys.Or is it the new Premier Inn receptionist? 07/14/09 05:41pm
  • en: No runnin yesterday, but took a good 2 mile or so walk with a stroller (god I never thought I would say that) which was nice. 07/14/09 05:41pm
  • en: In waterstones looking for a book to read, i think i have went daft or something, but im in the mood to read something 07/14/09 05:41pm
  • en: has a Garmin Street Pilot c330 GPS, anybody knows if it will work in Canada? Or do I need to buy an additioanl Map? 07/14/09 05:41pm
  • en: ...and I don't know how it works or why it doesn't work all the time...I just accept it as a gift from my Father... 07/14/09 05:41pm
  • en: @nancetron yes, scramble. or poach 07/14/09 05:41pm
  • en: @bertjamiecesar Jaded or realisticaly cynical? God and genetics made us half of what we. We are are not all born in a world of peace. GWG 07/14/09 05:41pm
  • en: Anybody know of some kind of data for all UK towns/cities/villages? CSV or XML would make my day...! 07/14/09 05:41pm
  • en: @gothpunk Murphy kreativit 07/14/09 05:41pm
  • en: ObamaCare Yay Or Nay? The Truth About Canada! http://a2a.me/cF3 07/14/09 05:40pm
  • en: Rise & Shine or deep 'n sleep? Just gettin in bed Tweetville! Ill give u details on the fab celebrity event I attended in a few hours. Zzzzz 07/14/09 05:40pm
  • en: Super selection of Home Baked Cookies and gift baskets For Sale. Check out or website www.Auntbscookiejar.com 07/14/09 05:40pm
  • en: What do I have to do 2 get followers? Get a half a hawk or somethin? 07/14/09 05:40pm
  • en: Maybe I'll just stay here. Or in Athens. Or dope myself up on Xanex. Also, don't give kitty Xanex to kitties cause sometimes they freak out. 07/14/09 05:40pm
  • en: There's nothing worse than being completely ill with no one home to pamper you or at least would be kind enough makin you tea. 07/14/09 05:40pm
  • en: In fact, one of these: http://tinyurl.com/yazqzv or one of these http://tinyurl.com/m78ufn The latter is (slightly) less likely to kill me. 07/14/09 05:40pm
  • en: Is it me or are they making us sound like a zoo? 07/14/09 05:40pm
  • en: BELIEVE IT OR NOT, THIS HERE AFRICAN BOY JUST JOINED TWITTER YESTERDAY. "WHERE HAVE I BEEN? LOST IN SPACE?" YOU MIGHT SAY. HOW YALL DOIN? 07/14/09 05:40pm
  • en: Time to put lunch on. Spicy chicken wings or pizza... Its a tough one. 07/14/09 05:40pm
  • en: @dinkybean Thank you wondering of better to come in April or May next year 07/14/09 05:40pm
  • en: i fell bad .-. try to drive or not try to drive??this is the problem 07/14/09 05:40pm
  • en: @sharlynnxjones I hope so:D I'll tell you afterwards, or text you or sth :) Xx 07/14/09 05:40pm
  • en: @tonytagliavia great, let me know if you or anyone else at @WOODTV is interested in chatting a bit more on it over coffee. 07/14/09 05:40pm
  • en: Listening to Should I Stay Or Should I Go? by The Clash. 07/14/09 05:40pm
  • en: Anyone got a room in zone1 to rent during August and/or a 1 or 2 bed flat in Fulham for August to October? 07/14/09 05:40pm
  • en: @nadhiyamali @OldmonkMGM i was talking to my dad when BD wanted 5 wickets, either it was WI for win or BD for win. And i am happy for BD 07/14/09 05:40pm
  • en: Ever had a doubt whether to use 'me' or 'I' ? This one is for you. http://ff.im/-5cs4b 07/14/09 05:40pm
  • en: @molcher I think that's why a lot of people say "Sod it!" and go to one of the BA or Medicentre clinics even though they have to pay 07/14/09 05:40pm
  • in Asia,: points or as much as 0.8 percent on Tuesday, mirroring gains on Wall Street and 07/14/09 05:40pm
  • en: want 2 predict ur future or have any other information about astrology then plz visit http://www.cafeastrology.com/ plz plz..............plz 07/14/09 05:40pm
  • en: The Northern Muckraker: Why he's labeled as such around here: We have taken some criticism in the past day or so.. http://tinyurl.com/n3pojb 07/14/09 05:40pm
  • en: I 07/14/09 05:40pm
  • en: @MoocherGirl I'm sure @t_isfortammy wouldn't mind a poke, Is that the truth or just a joke? 07/14/09 05:40pm
  • en: @CumCandy You into modern love, sex and relationships? Or swinging and swingers? gangbangs or a nice orgy? I love a good gangbang. :) 07/14/09 05:40pm
  • en: is it sunny, or is it going to rain again? Does anyone know? 07/14/09 05:40pm
  • en: guudnight twitsville... or morning w/e 07/14/09 05:40pm
  • en: @foxy_stoat the somerfield in newport? Cool =] I need a job so bad but i cba to find one or whatever. 07/14/09 05:40pm
  • en: Should twitter introduce a trust or rating system? Each user could have a spam rating? 07/14/09 05:40pm
  • en: are they called nightmares if they consist of reliving a horrific experience? or does that get a diff name?(I want an actual answer to this) 07/14/09 05:40pm
  • en: The ultimate leader is one who is willing to develop people to the point that they eventually surpass him or her in knowledge and ability. 07/14/09 05:40pm
  • en: Good or Bad? I'm boarding the plane & a giant German Shepherd police dog is here. He starts sniffing my bag. Now I'm pulled aside 4a check. 07/14/09 05:40pm
  • en: Needed: one gymnasium, with smooth carpet or cork flooring, for baby to practice pushing walk-behind toy. Must be in southern NH. kthx. 07/14/09 05:40pm
  • en: kate back off mrjoshthomas lady or i will kung fu you 07/14/09 05:40pm
  • en: @virsanghvi a diehard HT reader, I do not like the new look or format. Masthead leaves no breathing space -cross btwn web site and tabloid!! 07/14/09 05:40pm
  • en: "Ah, cigarette, cup of tea, a bun." Like that. They seem more natural and pleasant now. Or they will. (May.) 07/14/09 05:40pm
  • en: @A1Coyo How do you call Brady great then Cassel a system player? Is it the player or the system? 07/14/09 05:40pm
  • en: @flowersmeller just some more good reasons to go and have a cup of coffee or two!! i'll drink to that! 07/14/09 05:40pm
  • en: @blimeyboo lol i think i did get to the pub, i can't believe i can't remember if i did or not :P hope your week is starting off well 07/14/09 05:40pm
  • en: Proud to be French or not? That is the question... I guess I am, although some ladies at the president's garden party have dreadful hats :P 07/14/09 05:40pm
  • en: Getting Dressed To Hoop and really seeing if my body can take a comeback or should I stay on da bench and coach 07/14/09 05:40pm
  • en: Geez louise....it's HOT!! It's 5:40AM and it's about 140 degrees outside (or maybe 83); we need some rain and some cool!!! 07/14/09 05:40pm
  • en: @foxxx_ it's only Tuesday or do your weekends start on a Wednesday? 07/14/09 05:40pm
  • en: Basking in the "was i right, or what?" glow of recommending a book to my wife. @doctorow LITTLE BROTHER.she couldn't put it down. 07/14/09 05:40pm
  • en: @The_Nessie_C *text* it's fine (; maybe imma ask Seth if he wants to cliff dive with me or not. you ? 07/14/09 05:40pm
  • en: @christineduggan Are you open to NLP? Try Brian Colbert's CD available on www.myownaffirmations.com or better go on a practitioner prog 07/14/09 05:40pm
  • en: Sorry about earlier folks, I may or may not have fallen asleep. 07/14/09 05:40pm
  • en: No watches or warnings in effect, Guysborough http://twurl.nl/ovlvvg 07/14/09 05:40pm
  • en: We are looking for a young german shep or collie to train as a support dog for g/f who has M.S 07/14/09 05:40pm
  • en: @Kevykevykelvin Good call, though I would recommend having a backup of ur tweets through twitter #rss #feed (in #google #reader) or #tum ... 07/14/09 05:40pm
  • en: often God works in us stuff we don't fully understand or even notice, the insight of a few good people is powerful, effective + encouraging 07/14/09 05:40pm
  • en: Key employee on staff? How much $$ over how much time would you lose if they died suddenly or became disabled? 07/14/09 05:40pm
  • en: Joann.com coupon: 50% off one item online or in-store: Joann.com takes 50% off the regular price of one item via.. http://tinyurl.com/mebbgv 07/14/09 05:40pm
  • en: #digisymp not sure if I'm a digital native or not - not an immigrant - maybe I'm an invader!? Spent time with vikings last few days :)) 07/14/09 05:40pm
  • en: Tricks we can pick up from speech-writers to get out of a ticket, reason with a toddler - or the boss: http://ping.fm/JLRTr 07/14/09 05:40pm
  • en: so naughty elf or decorated xmas tree costume for the Refreshed Media Chrimbo Summer party?!? 07/14/09 05:40pm
  • en: Are you a new or expectant mom? Check out these free baby offers @babiesonline http://tinyurl.com/mprlvb 07/14/09 05:40pm
  • en: is wondering whether the girl can hv hers own baby or hv to adopt one in sims 3...coz it doesnt really work even she tried hard with the boy 07/14/09 05:40pm
  • en: RT @RoliePolieOli: can people become addicted to acetaminophen? aka tylenol or pain relievers that you can buy off the shelf? 07/14/09 05:40pm
  • en: @meninyellow 7 minute miles (with a 5 minute mile at the finish) aren't to be sniffed at... I'm either v fit or heading for DOMS :( 07/14/09 05:40pm
  • en: @jadecactusjam i listened to her read and she left her book in my room and thought i was trying to steal it or something! lol 07/14/09 05:40pm
  • en: @britneyspears is following me? I don't know whether to be scared or honoured. 07/14/09 05:40pm
  • en: Oz Rock - alive and kicking or dead and buried? Seems to be a lot more live music venues in Sydney these days...a revival? #gdaylp CharlesRW 07/14/09 05:40pm
  • en: take advantage of the FACT that you have someone around who cares & loves you ,wether it be a spouse,parent,sibling,or whatever 07/14/09 05:40pm
  • en: @twitrobo No feed specified, or Unable to read RSS feed 07/14/09 05:40pm
  • en: Dear Apple, please enable my Mac to alert me that my iPhone is ringing. Let me use iChat to make/answer phone calls over Wifi or bluetooth. 07/14/09 05:40pm
  • en: If A Robot Does The Robot, Would It Still Be Called The Robot, Or Would It Just Be Dancing? 07/14/09 05:40pm
  • en: @Dirtygemz .. or maybe you just need something else to put in your mouth? 07/14/09 05:40pm
  • en: Why not to Buy or Sell California IOUs on Craigslist and eBay - http://tinyurl.com/moxgxb 07/14/09 05:40pm
  • en: @mileycyrus is it just me, or does @mileycyrus never tweet back to any of her FANS? 07/14/09 02:30pm
  • en: is it me or these days are Big B season? hehehe.. now, everyone can treat me for lunch and i mean each and everyone! few days of free lunch! 07/14/09 02:30pm
  • en: @fudgecrumpet whole new meaning to blogging!! Or is that logging!! Lol 07/14/09 02:30pm
  • en: @consciousone Because what you are is so far beyond the mind, it simply can not be contained within thought or any concept whatsoever. 07/14/09 02:30pm
  • en: @kevinism whatever, i will never watch or read anything to do with vampires after that giant #TwilightFAIL 07/14/09 02:30pm
  • en: http://twitpic.com/9sr50 Come check out Suave at the Event Room in Harvey , LA this sat July 18...see twit pic for more in or DM us!!! 07/14/09 02:30pm
  • en: Going to bed to dream of ocean swimming. Have an appointment with running or cycling tomorrow, haven't decided which. 07/14/09 02:30pm
  • en: @KyleASchroeder clarification: i loved the a$$-fruit. rollerblading is impossible because the sidewalks are either non-existent or steps. 07/14/09 02:30pm
  • en: Are you a new or expectant mom? Check out these free baby offers @babiesonline http://tinyurl.com/nnwtjb 07/14/09 02:30pm
  • hu: @djkaton OR IS IT? 07/14/09 02:30pm
  • en: Sydney on saturday! Woot! Dont know were i'm staying or what i'm going to do.. But still Yay! 07/14/09 02:30pm
  • en: @agentcikay Falim got a Cross Bridge Mee (or something, soli Chinese wa tak tau). Qing Kee. Refer Ipoh Chai's blog.or u guys can try Kampar? 07/14/09 02:30pm
  • en: @evarley I might have drilled through wall to take out clock :-) or removed all fuses or something violent :-D It would be madness by alarm! 07/14/09 02:30pm
  • en: Boys with uncommon or unpopular names wind up in prisons more often http://tinyurl.com/kw7jt6 07/14/09 02:30pm
  • en: @TamiCandy TOKYO? KYOTO? or other?(in December 2007) 07/14/09 02:30pm
  • en: 5,115 public employee retirees get $100,000 or more each year from CALPERS; sth is really broken. Cap for public pensions/contrib., anyone? 07/14/09 02:30pm
  • en: @SherliRoeder no. I think my charger is broken or something. I have tried several converters. 07/14/09 02:30pm
  • en: who else is buzzing tonight.....or am i the only ass wipe 07/14/09 02:30pm
  • en: @NikkiLynette i feel like i need to go pay for one. or accupuncture 07/14/09 02:30pm
  • en: You don't have to get parliments they are like seven bucks. If you see like a deal on camels or something that will do. 07/14/09 02:30pm
  • en: @carne_chung Or I might just end up looking like a loser sitting around not talking to anyone 07/14/09 02:30pm
  • en: @n00rtje Morning McMaatje! It's sounds like something you can put on your burger or something:P Like I want a McMate with McMaatje:P Whaha 07/14/09 02:30pm
  • en: Line is crazy long for harry potter at my work good luck to those going tomorrow night at 8PM or early tomorrow lines already BIG! 07/14/09 02:30pm
  • en: Commuter train 2 Edinburgh, nobody talks-dying 4someone to break into song or offer round a bag of toffees-anything to prove they r alive! 07/14/09 02:30pm
  • en: Hmmm i wnt ta call or text him. Wonda if he kno who im tlkn bout.? Haha well lmao 07/14/09 02:30pm
  • en: My sister is more or less a psychopath. 07/14/09 02:29pm
  • en: @crimedy Either way, I know one thing--to get away from you when you're in fangirl mode or I'll literally lose my arm. :P 07/14/09 02:29pm
  • en: Lmao, my dad is watching make it or break it. 07/14/09 02:29pm
  • en: @lalayu too late for me to get in on this? ;-) I'll take hearts or weirdo ;-) 07/14/09 02:29pm
  • en: @clacque project mate or someone not from tp? :( 07/14/09 02:29pm
  • en: 58 or so hours no sleep..I wish I had something to help. A soothing voice to say it is ok.. 07/14/09 02:29pm
  • en: http://tinyurl.com/mfuzxl - Earn $800/Day or $38,000/MO by using twitter following machine 07/14/09 02:29pm
  • en: @HOLAcharmcito aww Damn I really don't have that answer :/ but u can check Datpiff.com or worldstarhiphop.com sorry -_- 07/14/09 02:29pm
  • en: @l0velyyy I'm trying to get there..I guess by next month or sum LOL 07/14/09 02:29pm
  • en: http://twitpic.com/ab4ub - ME BLONDE!... Should I dye it or leave it brown??? thoughts??? 07/14/09 02:29pm
  • en: Or it could be that guy with the chainsaw. O_0 That's not good, someone could be dying, well I'm safe at home at least. :) 07/14/09 02:29pm
  • en: http://tinyurl.com/nvyj7g - Earn $800/Day or $38,000/MO by using twitter following machine 07/14/09 02:29pm
  • en: @ElizaLuvsJordin hmmm.. I think 14 or 15 07/14/09 02:29pm
  • en: She might be a man! Lol RT @Infamy247: #isitjustme or is your girl's voice deeper than yours? 07/14/09 02:29pm
  • en: let's get tgethr! which tool fits better, twitter or email? it's "horses of courses". http://janeknight.typepad.com/pick/2009/06/tgethr.html 07/14/09 02:29pm
  • en: RT GreenBrief: Regime refuses to release body to family if they talk to press or hold mass mourning. http://tinyurl.com/m7couz #iranelection 07/14/09 02:29pm
  • en: @DKdanielkim oh great. go to sleep or you'll hate me in the morning. 07/14/09 02:29pm
  • en: Well, 3rd day in bed ill with flu...but is it swine flu or man flu (which is twice as bad)??? 07/14/09 02:29pm
  • en: what a glorious day. Is it just my imagination or does it feel like a day of opportunity? Feeling good, Twitter World. Feeling good! 07/14/09 02:29pm
  • en: Which was more homo-erotic: He-Man's "fabulous secret powers" or Thundarr's "fabulous sun sword?" Discuss... 07/14/09 02:29pm
  • en: @Livedreams9 Well i cant tell you or something.? 07/14/09 02:29pm
  • en: @Andrewx310 I shall warm them up with my hands or mouth...ill let you decide 07/14/09 02:29pm
  • en: http://tinyurl.com/l8w436 -Will show you exactly what to do, you will be up and running within hours, not next week or month,NOW 07/14/09 02:29pm
  • en: Been a long day, or at least it seems that way! Gonna crash out earlier than usual. 07/14/09 02:29pm
  • en: I WAS EITHER STANDING IN YOUR SHADOW OR BLOCKING YOUR LIGHT. THOUGH, I KEPT ON TRYING, I COULD NOT MAKE IT RIGHT!! 07/14/09 02:29pm
  • en: @CuttaC you on the road or in the d 07/14/09 02:29pm
  • en: @Countdemonay ahhh a stagflation (similar to the 1970's) or inflationary depression? 07/14/09 02:29pm
  • en: Why Does He Care? Or Is He Only Pretending? 07/14/09 02:29pm
  • en: "...a reactionary impulse within the GOP to dismiss criticism or inconvenient facts as the work of liberal MSM..." http://is.gd/1y5Ei #tcot 07/14/09 02:29pm
  • en: @bjurling Ooo! I am a bit jealous...I want one too. Or 2...or 3... 07/14/09 02:29pm
  • : Or Azreal 07/14/09 02:29pm
  • en: Torential rain. Wait in the car or make a mad 100m dash into the office? Decisions on a Tuesday morning. 07/14/09 02:29pm
  • en: @robynjstanley I'm Adarsh. I was a year or two above you, so i don't think we were ever introduced. I remember you singing Fields of Gold. 07/14/09 02:29pm
  • en: Still trying to get in touch with Alan Jackson or someone who knows him to make a dying mother's wish come true. 07/14/09 02:29pm
  • en: @MariahCarey Mariah it is the song written by you and Nick? yes or not? please answers me? 07/14/09 02:29pm
  • en: @DavJMoon oh, jarred leto. or something. i love when he says " We are the all singing, all dancing crap of the world" 07/14/09 02:29pm
  • en: @marv1029 we'll drop it off tmrw morning. Do u have work or class? 07/14/09 02:29pm
  • nl: Favorite piano players? Harry Connick? Ben Folds? Jamie Cullum? or do you go old school? Monk, Evans, Basie? Or middle? Joel, Elton? 07/14/09 02:29pm
  • en: Crap, nothin good's around to see, all the good shows have gone by or are a good time away. 07/14/09 02:29pm
  • en: @MGiraudOfficial My first attempt to upload a bubbletweet failed. Boo. I'm determined though. And @realdetective may or may not have a cameo 07/14/09 02:29pm
  • en: Thats not overweight. I would be overweight if I weighed 200 pounds and up! Wii fit is crazy or just freaking messed up 07/14/09 02:29pm
  • en: or Actors. Yes hes An Actor. 07/14/09 02:29pm
  • en: @BLooDYxNiGHTS I know! I can NOT describe what I'm doing in 140 charaters or less 07/14/09 02:29pm
  • en: The more I watch Scrubs (6 times a day) the more I hear Blonde Doctor saying, "Frick!" or "Frick on a stick with a brick!" in my h 07/14/09 02:29pm
  • en: God damn! I'm done following some people, my phones constantly going off, go on AIM or somethinnng. 07/14/09 02:29pm
  • en: reed just got knocked out - couldnt fade a 3 or a spade w/ 1 pull of the deck. he had a great run and won $90,344! great job reed! 07/14/09 02:29pm
  • en: @m0nique_21 ehhhhh...Lol he looks like some singer or some shit 07/14/09 02:29pm
  • en: I wonder when Michael Jackson is going to leave the trending topics. Or when trending topics actually becomes a trending topic. 07/14/09 02:29pm
  • en: @helenmilner is that argument still not won, or at very least allowing access for all not just seen as the thing to do? 07/14/09 02:29pm
  • en: twitter is pretty boring this late. or is it early??? 07/14/09 02:29pm
  • en: Its not traffic or footfall or profit that determines your income. Its the cost of conversion and that turning that conversion into cash 07/14/09 02:29pm
  • en: Online Operating system technical tips for troubleshoot your computer system call toll free 1 800 237 3901 or visit http://www.iyogi.ca/ 07/14/09 02:29pm
  • en: @ATLRedd No Bueno. Hopefully those ass whoopin days r ova...if not, u need to runaway or move out lol 07/14/09 02:29pm
  • en: watching deal or no deal lol 07/14/09 02:29pm
  • en: Softball game tomorrow @ DeFermery, to play...or not to play...that is the question. 07/14/09 02:29pm
  • en: @theONLYdavid lmao. But neither of us are pregnant or have babies by you so you shouldn't be scared. Shittt, neither of us are pregnant. 07/14/09 02:29pm
  • en: you can be a sweet dream or a beautiful nightmare ;) 07/14/09 02:29pm
  • nl: #taylorgang or fight pitbulls! 07/14/09 02:29pm
  • en: Wow! Guaranteed to work even if you’re "un-motivated"...In fact, it’s best if you only put in an hour or so per day! http://ihid 07/14/09 02:29pm
  • en: @netra it's a twitter application just like Tweetdeck or Twhirl, build on Adobe's AIR platform. 07/14/09 02:29pm
  • en: i'm taking a couple of french 15 year olds to broadstairs...I really hope they like arcades or i'm screwed. 07/14/09 02:29pm
  • en: Why does Stumble Upon keep thinking that I care one whit about Latin or Greek? I don't. At all. 07/14/09 02:29pm
  • en: @Tonysthoughts i dont get your friends name. does she have little bitties or is she just a little cute. im confused. 07/14/09 02:29pm
  • en: had hot pakodas for breakfast and cant decide for lunch.. parantha or chaat?? 07/14/09 02:29pm
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  • en: I'm going to get up early to tomorrow. Or al least try. So i can do last minute cleaning and have a little alone time with myself. 07/14/09 02:29pm
  • en: @theDJJG then yea we basically gon have a few racks i mean im thynk its gon be atleast around 5k or more to put that out 07/14/09 02:29pm
  • nl: @poopsiechunks Fried Hamsters, or a Chunk of Poops, choose ONE(: 07/14/09 02:29pm
  • en: @moochergirl usually when i go to shops no one can pick me up so i only get what i need cos i'm either walking or catching public transport 07/14/09 02:29pm
  • en: Writer's block or word slavery? http://tinyurl.com/mtnup8 07/14/09 02:29pm
  • en: Editorial: Is it Time for the MLB #AllStarGame to Let Its Hair Down? http://ow.ly/hcTM Or, Busby Berkeley meets #MLB meets the Super Bowl 07/14/09 02:29pm
  • en: @brantstevens aw man! I would live to go! It seems like it would be beautiful. what time do you have, I'm going to bed! good night, or morn 07/14/09 02:29pm
  • en: @nina_mercedez It was pretty good,if you can keep with prophecy of events that happened in history or familiar w/Bible prophecy. 07/14/09 02:24pm
  • en: my dog just woke me up... can't decide sholud i go back to sleep or not 07/14/09 02:24pm
  • en: You can tell it is almost the summer holidays when the train is half empty at this time or morning. 07/14/09 02:24pm
  • en: @kennedyismyhero I think it may depend on whether a certain someone is there or not. Which of course depends on the acquisition of a car. 07/14/09 02:24pm
  • en: 900th tweet? Still mad. Its the ONLY thing that I woke up today for. Ill buy it hopefully this week or early next week! #nothingpersonal 07/14/09 02:24pm
  • en: phahaha, afk now!!!! gonna spend some time away from twitter! phahaa, or at least see if i can! XX 07/14/09 02:24pm
  • en: RT @Richard_Dawkins "30% or more of tribal society members died from group violence, 10 times greater than modern conflicts. ~ http://is.gd 07/14/09 02:24pm
  • en: Ask the question: "Why am I so grateful right now?" expecting an answer -- Or just keep that question in mind while you go about your day. 07/14/09 02:24pm
  • en: @lancearmstrong Gosh, they are being very strict this year, one or two tests is fine, but they can go overboard. 07/14/09 02:24pm
  • en: @mathheadinc I'm expecting to buy a fridge or maybe an air-con unit with built in #sudoku soon. 07/14/09 02:24pm
  • en: @Marthalanefox no idea of the answer but did more or less than 6000 vote for the BNP in Euro election? 07/14/09 02:24pm
  • en: soo all these "so called" best friends or homies call themselves bein buddy buddy with my ex i SWORE they said they hated 07/14/09 02:24pm
  • en: Whenever a user is trying to reach a website’s page that is non-existent or missing, they are usually dire.. http://tinyurl.com/lewxrj 07/14/09 02:24pm
  • en: @SoShakeia ive seen it. a lotta times. it jus aint 4 me. imma probably jus watch a movie or sum. might even take sum Paul jello shots. LHAF! 07/14/09 02:24pm
  • en: Wonder if SnapTell (iPhone AppStore) really uses image recognition or cheap labour with really quick fingers :) Cool app pity its US centric 07/14/09 02:24pm
  • en: "What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere." ~Louis "Satchmo" Armstrong 07/14/09 02:24pm
  • en: @State_of_Flux Yeah! We need to make a pod or whatever. Lol I have an account on their website. 07/14/09 02:24pm
  • en: Wondering if i wanna go practice capoeira today. Maybe i will or maybe not 07/14/09 02:24pm
  • : im dying to see the film! 07/14/09 02:24pm
  • en: @AustralianFFE tweeted 3 or 4 times will do more!! 07/14/09 02:24pm
  • it: Nokia 5800 XpressMusic or Sony Ericsson Xperia X1? 07/14/09 02:23pm
  • en: @luckee13 if u know any promoters or club owners let them know I'm interested... And totally NOT a diva :-) 07/14/09 02:23pm
  • en: assigned a bunch of new employees good or bad who knows but different 07/14/09 02:23pm
  • en: Late night shopping on TV, do we love it or what? take a poll - http://om.ly/?qsY 07/14/09 02:23pm
  • en: you will come to conclusions or decision.And once you align with your desire, the Energy that creates worlds will flow through you... 07/14/09 02:23pm
  • en: @PSiloveShannon wait tomorrow is Wednesday or today? OKAY I'm confused! 07/14/09 02:23pm
  • en: Permit test tomorrow. Contemplating if I'm ready or not. 07/14/09 02:23pm
  • en: I dated an OR nurse in Hottubistan who said jacuzzi related scrotum injuries are fairly common. The kids like to "overclock" the jets &. 07/14/09 02:23pm
  • en: #loveis going crazy; your filled with emotions that you have no control over cra 07/14/09 02:23pm
  • en: Please Be Aware Twitter User "iheartcards" Very Strong Possibility Iran Secret Police or Spammer #IranElection Tehran Iran 07/14/09 02:23pm
  • en: pleasantly suprised that #noh8 is the number two trending topic this evening. or morning. since it is 12:23. jeebus. 07/14/09 02:23pm
  • : -- Mark Twain 07/14/09 02:23pm
  • en: Free shipping on products over 30euros or several products from one retailer exceeding 30euros, until the end of July: http://www.fruugo.com 07/14/09 02:23pm
  • en: @maggiemassacre i think it should be up to the etsy sellers/buyers to decide whether or not he/she wants to sell/purchase fur products 07/14/09 02:23pm
  • nl: @caitlinweber amber beers...or like amber sap stuff.... 07/14/09 02:23pm
  • en: @princessherb does bbm use data or texts? 07/14/09 02:23pm
  • en: Dolmas and sweet tomato basil soup for dinner. Now I'll use this energy to- you guessed it- design shit! ...Or should I play The Sims first? 07/14/09 02:23pm
  • en: I've had a headache for 5 years. Give me that dub sound, or some twangy guitar, people just have a good time. 07/14/09 02:23pm
  • en: i'm seeing double right now... good or bad. you judge... 07/14/09 02:23pm
  • en: Ok yea but its not a need or desire 07/14/09 02:23pm
  • en: Im either about to be the happiest most productive nigga on the planet or Gloomy ass fuck, with a chip on my shoudler and tons of shit to do 07/14/09 02:23pm
  • en: @__MissB SA accent on girls, or Singaporean = teh win 07/14/09 02:23pm
  • en: Affiliate marketing leads us to a product or service - http://is.gd/1o4yN 07/14/09 02:23pm
  • en: #loveis #real..when there are no restrictions or...conditions.. 07/14/09 02:23pm
  • en: If I learn voodoo, can I have a wicked nickname? "Wrong Eye" is taken, but I'd take "Devil's Poppa" or even "Jeff the Rum Pri 07/14/09 02:23pm
  • en: The Vatican loves the new HP film! http://trunc.it/ulow Maybe I was wrong about the Church. Or maybe the movie's gonna suck. 07/14/09 02:23pm
  • en: @kaj33 ... vitamins that help make u grow taller, airlines, shoes or othr technology that make u jump higher, de.. http://tinyurl.com/nn38lr 07/14/09 02:23pm
  • en: @106andpark i think being cheated on becuz it hurts you more than anything and when you cheat on someone you dont feel pain or anything!! 07/14/09 02:23pm
  • en: @WendyRobb Uh-huh. Do accidents really come in three? Or is it bad luck to be superstitious? 07/14/09 02:23pm
  • en: @Hugjade aww thank you. but as for your hot&cold friend tell him how you feel. if he likes you it shouldnt be confusing. a simple yes or no 07/14/09 02:23pm
  • en: @marquel1823. What u doin up? Can't sleep or not tired? Lol 07/14/09 02:23pm
  • en: What Not to Do When Building a Website Or Blog - http://is.gd/1xLnp 07/14/09 02:23pm
  • en: Writer's block ended. New song written, first in over a year. Now commence new writer's block. Fabricate slight and/or insult here... 07/14/09 02:23pm
  • en: @bmariea sorry. i dont mean it towards you or anything, but theres a deeper reason for it. :s 07/14/09 02:23pm
  • en: @HilzFuld Dunno! I'm spreading the word hoping someone knows or has an invitation code.I must say BB are really odd with their strategy... 07/14/09 02:23pm
  • en: And on the Weather: Random climate cycles will make the temperature fluctuate. It will be cold, but maybe not. Rain is maybe coming. Or not. 07/14/09 02:23pm
  • en: #isitjustme or is that your feet and not a skunk smellin like that 07/14/09 02:23pm
  • en: Im sorry but any guy that thinks its funny to demean or insult a girl bc they think they're macho deserves to get their balls smashed. P ... 07/14/09 02:23pm
  • en: @jbwhaley And as for "swimmable", we'll skip dirty Santa Cruz and go to Capitola or Seacliff. All right next to each other. 07/14/09 02:23pm
  • en: We will teach them all how to sing Memories or whatever their hit song is called 07/14/09 02:23pm
  • en: >It's 2:20 a.m. or thereabouts. wake at seven, work til seven, rinse and repeat. Soul-crushing? Only if ya let it get to ya. 07/14/09 02:23pm
  • en: @carlolam or music you like, like Coldplay....music, movies, news, I.T....actually, it's a kinda news feed...haha..but i hate the word limit 07/14/09 02:23pm
  • en: Defiance is hella good, just wish directors would either go with subtitles or forget about accents. Enough with this broken English bullshit 07/14/09 02:23pm
  • en: @chrisbosh yo CB4!! NY Knicks 2010!! haha bring wade! lol yo its 3:30am should i sleep =] or wait for u 07/14/09 02:23pm
  • en: Just get rid of old houses and develop new houses.Use as little wood as you can.Don't use or desigs for that costs loads of money extra> 07/14/09 02:23pm
  • en: my stomach is a little uneasy...hrmmm, to drink or not to drink 07/14/09 02:23pm
  • en: hot sunny day. a miracle or what? xD 07/14/09 02:23pm
  • en: @carnivalesq that's the problem with being Bi instead of Gay, I got all the desire to suck cock, but no rhythm or fashion sense 07/14/09 02:23pm
  • en: Just got asked if I was American. Bizarre. Do I sound or look American? Wouldn't have thought so... Strange... 07/14/09 02:23pm
  • en: We need more electrical outlets in the house. Or extention cords... 07/14/09 02:23pm
  • en: @iiiDream Maybe Communications or International Business not sure yet 07/14/09 02:23pm
  • en: This train has 8 cars and each car has 6 cameras that I can see. Is there an entire car dedicated to CCTV monitoring or something? 07/14/09 02:23pm
  • en: aint #Fetch supposed to be british or sumthin ? haha 07/14/09 02:23pm
  • en: SHIT FROM THE CLUB N 05 OR 06 THATS A LONG DAMN TIME 2 B FEELIN A PERSON. HUM. I AINT PLAYIN NO MO. FROM THE RICH 2 THE O IM COMIN... LOL 07/14/09 02:23pm
  • en: First, doing my email and then write a memo about IT strategy for the OR 07/14/09 02:23pm
  • en: i hv a couple of stories which cud be made into full length or short films! any producer/director who wud be interested, plz tag me on this. 07/14/09 02:23pm
  • en: @dwadeofficial u signing wit MIA or waitin on CHI 2010?? Fuck espn holla at me lol.. Nah but dwade u crushing the league jus like Bron Bron! 07/14/09 02:23pm
  • en: published "How to Decide Whether or Not to Buy a Playstation 3" on eHow http://ehow.com/a004f0071 07/14/09 02:23pm
  • en: Iran’s wealth belongs to people-Not Mullahs to become millionaires, spend it on Hamas,Hezbollah or exporting ambitions. #iranelection, #Neda 07/14/09 02:23pm
  • en: my APPROACH 2LIFE:see u rather B Steph Marbury or Allen Iverson outta college,me iRATHER be more of a Derek Fisher...came out the same draft 07/14/09 02:23pm
  • en: IPv6 Techgourmet IP Address: IP Address An identifier for a computer or device on a TCP/IP netwo.. http://tinyurl.com/lstdzs 07/14/09 02:23pm
  • en: am i the only guy whos watching the hills or? :o whatever 07/14/09 02:23pm
  • en: @donnyeffrien is there free wifi all over sgp? Or u intend to pay the roaming bill :) hv fun on ur holiday.. 07/14/09 02:23pm
  • nl: Burger King or McDonald's? http://www.whoppervirgins.com/ 07/14/09 02:23pm
  • en: There were demons in the basement - they called out to me & tempted me repeatedly... Or was I already one of them? 07/14/09 02:23pm
  • en: @gillyg08 or gettin screwed by a goat.…lol 07/14/09 02:23pm
  • en: @brokep How is the retrial comming, have they actually found a judge or judge(s) that arn't copyright lobby stooges? 07/14/09 02:23pm
  • en: @brittsas Or these dresses different? haha. I like them both. 07/14/09 07:45am
  • en: @missijo12 i feel u girl..well one of these days we need to get together...maybe take ur baby to the zoo or something! 07/14/09 07:45am
  • en: so my podcast has to be changed from the douche report to either the douchecast or the douche larue report. 07/14/09 07:45am
  • nl: @LynneBMcManus Nein....or is it nine? 07/14/09 07:45am
  • en: #Miley or Miley Cyrus in Treding Topics 07/14/09 07:45am
  • en: @kcflatlander yup I did exactly that.. It just seems to snap to either the numerically set keypoint or some other random nearby point! 07/14/09 07:45am
  • en: Just checked out Juanita Bynum II's site. Yes, that's II, 2 or 2nd, don't know and am almost afraid to know. Anyone? http://is.gd/1xJBw 07/14/09 07:45am
  • en: @AppleAlice lol...you can come to my office if you want to...or just ask your doc if they do a fluoride varnish. it's awesome stuff. 07/14/09 07:45am
  • en: philistine-person lacking in cultural values, intellectual pursuits, aesthetic refinement, etc., or contentedly commonplace in ideas/tastes. 07/14/09 07:45am
  • en: RT @Triphamr: My last cup of coffee today, at least until I prove I kicked the habit. Have replaced it with green tea, good idea or bad? 07/14/09 07:45am
  • en: may have to recuse self becaouse of police or pension . 07/14/09 07:45am
  • en: @hardylove158 email or where? 07/14/09 07:45am
  • en: Wait Brandon Inge too? American League couldn't find any real homerun hitters or something? 07/14/09 07:45am
  • en: now... watch film or listen to music? i cannot decide. 07/14/09 07:45am
  • en: @Harry_H from Riv, Peets, or both? 07/14/09 07:45am
  • nl: @donaldsng Omg... I believe u haven't sleep yet or can't sleep? Heehee missing perth already? :p 07/14/09 07:45am
  • en: 8 sneezes in a row...REALLY? I need to change my nickname to "LotteryWinner" or "BikiniBody" or "NeedNotStudyToGetAs" 07/14/09 07:45am
  • en: RT @Suyen_LaKeya Ughhhh cut my hair again....the fck is the matter wit me! *SMh omg what u mean cut it ...short or u mean trim lol 07/14/09 07:45am
  • en: @katieparla yum. And there I was thinking Austria was the home of good pork. Or perhaps they just specialise in schnitzel. 07/14/09 07:45am
  • en: Is it just me or does Brandon Inge really not belong in a home run derby? #hrderby 07/14/09 07:45am
  • en: We try but can no longer contain baby by gates or other contraptions. They are Mt. Everest & she is Edmund both Hillary &Tenzing Norgay 07/14/09 07:45am
  • en: @SteveChou do you think this shows the strength of the government, or its fear/weakness? ... in the long run not effective i think 07/14/09 07:45am
  • en: RT @AlmondTalent Kim Jong Il 'has pancreatic cancer' or as the rest of the world calls it 'Karma'. 07/14/09 07:45am
  • en: thinking i will find you... or you will find me soon 07/14/09 07:45am
  • en: @whoisjob If he was wearing AFFLICTION or any other D-Bag uniform, like Audigier, he deserved it. 07/14/09 07:45am
  • en: @taterpie the movie or the comic? 07/14/09 07:45am
  • en: I don't know if I want to see Harry Potter or not. I am still thinking about it?? 07/14/09 07:45am
  • en: @NEWS25bbyrd or "performance enhancers" 07/14/09 07:45am
  • en: @Fortitude1913 r u writing tomorrow's post at waod or am I? 07/14/09 07:45am
  • en: Apologies to followers for this stream of tweets. I'm participating in #journchat for the next hour or so. 07/14/09 07:45am
  • en: @MrMarkDRose no doubt. Tobasco with eggs or pizza or pretty much anything rules!! 07/14/09 07:45am
  • en: @robdz: Why worry about it? You guys will be fourth or fifth in the division. Let him hit. LOL 07/14/09 07:45am
  • en: Got a dog that needs a good home... Shes a shitzu/poodle mix:D Message me if your interested or know someone who is:D Thanks!! 07/14/09 07:45am
  • en: @DJSneaK thanks lol...make sure u have a bathroom near or the diarrhea squad will come after u 07/14/09 07:45am
  • en: @CarlosInferi are you a vegan or something? 07/14/09 07:45am
  • en: dear jesus, i would like to move my elbow. either heal me now or give me patience. amen. 07/14/09 07:45am
  • en: RT @RomiDesigns: Buy Romi <3 pin, get free pattern! Follow & RT, b entered 2 win choice of copper or nickel pin-last day! Details: ht ... 07/14/09 07:45am
  • en: @Muzikmgr what happened to Memphis or Miami? You must be confused, what's baron thinking? 07/14/09 07:45am
  • en: Has the PB said anything in the past 20 minutes or so? #ecgc http://twubs.com/ecgc 07/14/09 07:45am
  • en: I'm embarrassed just thinking about what's about to happen with Ed and Jillian... or NOT happen... particularly with Ed... 07/14/09 07:45am
  • en: Wearing ballet flats makes me walk like I've just been horse riding for entirely too long or something. 07/14/09 07:45am
  • en: mondays over yeah son! is it jus me or has the homerun derby gotten pretty good the last couple years? watch me hit this to deep center... 07/14/09 07:45am
  • en: heyyy @TrueGoddessNic we trying to get #talktomenice, #AhhhBIGShit or #MightyDamnGood a trend'n topic...pick 1 or all and help us plzzz?! :) 07/14/09 07:45am
  • en: I don't know if I should be happy or mortified about the new FOX dating show, in one hand it's a nice gesture in the other it's a travesty 07/14/09 07:45am
  • en: Slaves were bought with money or goods. But God sent HIS son and bought us back into HIM from the hands of satan and his cohorts with HOLY 07/14/09 07:45am
  • en: @SailorButterfly I'm confused...are they rounding or what? 07/14/09 07:45am
  • en: If you are a Christian - or not - you need to read Riff's Journal "How Narrow The Way" #Christianity #Jesus http://tr.im/q6gc 07/14/09 07:45am
  • en: @thisisryanross are you really a huge douchebag in real life, or is it just an act for interviews and the internet? 07/14/09 07:45am
  • en: @Sheva_Alomar Yes....realllly slow...Maybe I should go shoot some zombies...or maybe some aliens....hmmm. 07/14/09 07:45am
  • nl: @KristleLauren or is it Ed? 07/14/09 07:45am
  • en: @jackiexlo yeah i might if it hurts this much tomorrow. i almost passed out and i cant eat so its prolly like sun poison or something lol. 07/14/09 07:45am
  • en: @calisurfer6000 yeah I don't catch to many movies or extracurricular enertainment in general 07/14/09 07:45am
  • en: The current situation is simply unphotographable. No matter the angle or lighting. 07/14/09 07:45am
  • en: @mi_joseph Are my tweets concerning you now? Or do you just enjoy mocking me 07/14/09 07:45am
  • en: @brandamc game or show? popcorn? is that dinner... 07/14/09 07:45am
  • es: Tired.... Wanna go to sleepy, Or play video Games... 07/14/09 07:45am
  • en: Nothing great is created suddenly, any more than a bunch of grapes or a fig.www.us-legal-forms.com| 07/14/09 07:45am
  • en: Is it me or did Beyonce KILLLLL her new video sweet Dreams... im an offical beyonce fan =] 07/14/09 07:45am
  • en: Thinking of having a slave buy Me some new shoes or boots for him to have the pleasure of licking them clean in real time ~ NYC. Any takers? 07/14/09 07:45am
  • B) Coffee: A) Tea 07/14/09 07:45am
  • en: I want Breaking Benjamin, Three Days Grace, or Cage9 to release a new song, VERY SOON! 07/14/09 07:45am
  • en: Or maybe even a rave or "two"! 07/14/09 07:45am
  • en: i rep the DMV and you from where? get with it or get lost... 07/14/09 07:45am
  • en: Border to border passive resistance, Thwart everything they try and do! They don't have enough people Or resources!#iranelection 07/14/09 07:45am
  • en: or just a small nap 07/14/09 07:45am
  • en: @Sand_Rat or fry an egg on the sidewalk 07/14/09 07:45am
  • en: Btw, I went to Univ. of KS, so far so good, I might go there for college, or UMKC. then Washington Univ. in St.Louis for grad med school. 07/14/09 07:45am
  • en: Applied for three jobs today. Still looking for an entry-level entertainment marketing position in the Midwest or New England areas. 07/14/09 07:45am
  • en: @chrisbharrison so does that mean I have to move to Chicago or Philly to console/win their hearts! Happy day if either are back on mrkt! 07/14/09 07:45am
  • en: I feel like I'm discovering these real holes in my musical education, realising I've never properly listened to the Mac or Bowie or... 07/14/09 07:45am
  • en: @rjpaquette Oh, I thought they guilted you or something! Ha! 07/14/09 07:45am
  • en: lets see what INGE can do........i pk 9 HR' s or less..... 07/14/09 07:45am
  • en: DISCLAIMER 4 DUDES.....but dont eat nasty pussy or fuck nasty hoez,b choosy. u just as nasty 4 fuckin wit a nasty bitch..no doublestandards 07/14/09 07:45am
  • en: @skybreaker ..what? Do you not like Meaghan or Alli? :( 07/14/09 07:45am
  • en: I DONT like answering to people!! When Im angry or stressed or something along those lines!! 07/14/09 07:45am
  • Burn Notice <b>or</b> Leverage?: A) Burn Notice 07/14/09 07:45am
  • en: Are Mary Mary rappers or gospel singers..cuz they wrecked the BET awards 07/14/09 07:45am
  • en: @lovinmyboys at any electronic store or office supplies n sometimes target 07/14/09 07:45am
  • en: Trying to decide if gaudy is an unappealing word or an appealing one. I think i quite like it. 07/14/09 07:45am
  • en: @PadawanWriter are u just teasing me now or what? 07/14/09 07:45am
  • en: is betty from secret life a hooker or something? thats what im getting.. or maybe a prostitute.. 07/14/09 07:45am
  • en: Dude.....I need to polish my nails!!! Hmmm....What color?? Im thinking yellow or orange with a smiley face!!! :) 07/14/09 07:45am
  • en: @dadsoffthecouch Do we want to know the full story on how that happened? Or can we just let our imaginations run wild? 07/14/09 07:45am
  • en: i'll pass any test cause nothing in this world or in the next could make me second guess,could make me change my mind 07/14/09 07:45am
  • en: RT @JV2345: Border to border passive resistance, Thwart everything they try and do! They don't have enough people Or resources!#iranelec ... 07/14/09 07:45am
  • en: I sense a goose egg for Inge, or something close to it. #HomeRunDerby 07/14/09 07:45am
  • en: when i'm alone in my room, sometimes i stare at the wall and in the back of my mind, i hear my con...hey is that with a ious, or a ience? 07/14/09 07:45am
  • en: @arrtax None of my friends had DS, believe it or not, they were all stuck with SP's. Yeah, once, i was cool. 07/14/09 07:45am
  • en: mad cuz now she dont have a tv or a laptop...virus infected. *Tear* 07/14/09 07:45am
  • en: What's less surprising: that Dick Cheney had a secret assassination squad, or that it was so ineffective? 07/14/09 07:45am
  • en: stop talkin me to death....he wonders why I am so short...i play the trumpet idiot, I'm not amused...strike a note or get gone.... 07/14/09 07:45am
  • sv: Posters - Borders Or No Borders - http://www.urlpire.com/?CUBNT 07/14/09 07:45am
  • en: @christina135 Don't use the whole pouch of HV ranch or onion soup mix though. LOL. Even half of the HV ranch was strong. Tasty though. 07/14/09 07:45am
  • en: @therealhavana Aright I wont say ne thing dumb, like your fuckin hot.....like you don't get that all the time or like you don't know. 07/14/09 07:45am
  • en: Otafuku again. Despite how many times I've been there over the past 2 or 3 years, it's always just as good. Well played, sirs. 07/14/09 07:45am
  • en: The Cardigans supposedly have a new album out. Must get. Or hear. Enjoying live "Been It" now. Good song. 07/14/09 07:45am
  • en: @jessicalearning or just eat... 07/14/09 07:45am
  • en: No matter how far in or out of the closet you are, there will always be a next step... 07/14/09 07:35am
  • en: Hey Everyone if u, your grandparents or your family financially support T.B.N. please follow @PJatTBN 07/14/09 07:35am
  • en: "I should probs change but idk if I should wear underwear or not." -Ally. Uhh yes Ally you should wear underwear. Don't wanna pull a BSpears 07/14/09 07:35am
  • en: I really really wanna go to the upcoming Crash Coordinates show.....it's 39 hours away, talk about road trip...yay or nay? 07/14/09 07:35am
  • en: Sept. 4th...or is it 5th 07/14/09 07:35am
  • en: YOUR BRAIN CANNOT MULTITASK - True or False? See answer here http://xr.com/MTBrain 07/14/09 07:35am
  • en: quick poll: do you prefer "different from" or "different than?" (i use the former.) 07/14/09 07:35am
  • sv: http://tinyurl.com/r7sefy - Get him or her back..restore 07/14/09 07:35am
  • en: @EvanCudworth WOW i've got nothing to say for that last comment. Now did you at least lay back and keep a bible by your foot or did you ... 07/14/09 07:35am
  • en: @underpope If there is group not being helped that you think should be helped, what stops you starting said charity or giving to one ? 07/14/09 07:35am
  • en: @divaKBRIDGE: When the wine list consists of red wine or white wine, you choose neither! 07/14/09 07:35am
  • en: any thoughts on where to find men's sweater vests (cashmere or blend) in magenta, rhubarb or burgundy. maybe with an argyle? $150 or less... 07/14/09 07:35am
  • : PLEASE learn about our country! Or help Teach! 07/14/09 07:35am
  • no: VANS OR CHUCKS?? 07/14/09 07:35am
  • en: @keiraannemellis love brie...with garlic or with cranberries. 07/14/09 07:35am
  • en: @its_pattiii proove them right or wrong 07/14/09 07:35am
  • en: I am awake but I don't want to (or even have to ;-] ) get out of bed this morning. 07/14/09 07:35am
  • en: About Watchmen: So did anyone other than Blue Man Group have legit superpowers or were they just a bunch of randos in hats? 07/14/09 07:35am
  • en: @KFIAM640 Geez, I've been using hands free (headset or car kit) since day 1 of the new law.... 07/14/09 07:35am
  • en: Never again will any man hurt me or want to hurt me, through fear, I shall reign! ..what the hell am I saying. Who knows, but yeah. .-. fail 07/14/09 07:35am
  • en: sum1 just said I have black woman attitude. that bein said I have found black women either love me or despise me-not much in the middle 07/14/09 07:35am
  • en: Do U have a fresh pair of panties on! ii got 2 kno or U can shoooo meeeee 07/14/09 07:35am
  • en: @ChiIGo Is that what it means or was that really directed towards me? 07/14/09 07:35am
  • en: @quincytweets why is this? surely he can road trip or somethin. looks like k and i will have to doubledate w/ ppl we didnt meet online :( 07/14/09 07:35am
  • en: @hawtspot does that rhyme with "pottery" or with "twattery"? 07/14/09 07:35am
  • en: interesting new FMS symptom last week or so. driving me nuts. My hands and fingers itch. like little pin pricks. 07/14/09 07:35am
  • en: #MDeezyDinero Wearing a mink and riding the train is not cool, unless you're going shopping or going to work with a suit on underneath it. 07/14/09 07:35am
  • en: Or see the exact same thing @ihwright just tweeted..... 07/14/09 07:35am
  • en: @chakko You're too kind, but are you sure? Just looked in the mirror and I look like Coco Chanel in her Royallieu days. Is that good or bad? 07/14/09 07:35am
  • en: @skinnyporpor r u okay? Such serious earthquake? Just let me know if u r fine or not. Thanks 07/14/09 07:35am
  • en: its lk when u want something sooo much nd when u get it ur either soo proud of urself or scared. this time im proud nd happy. :o) 07/14/09 07:35am
  • en: RT @YourDailyVegan: Good alternatives to faux meats for protein: Legumes, TVP or TSP, Fortified Soygurts and cereals, Seaweed, or Spirulina. 07/14/09 07:35am
  • en: Working on the Missouri and Kansas SHRM Conferences! Not registered, visit www.mo-shrm.org or www.ksshrm.com for more information! 07/14/09 07:35am
  • en: @StainedCouture I agree. Feel for actors that study the craft, only to lose a role to Mariah or Tyrese. Thats BS 07/14/09 07:35am
  • en: @KittyCalhoun WHAT!! why u heading back already, what they sing just one song? or it became a zoo out there 07/14/09 07:35am
  • en: So I found out that Australia's Next Top Model was Tahnee :P, it should of been Cassi, Clare, or Adele but whatever she can model 07/14/09 07:35am
  • en: @TheMadModel GIRL U GOOD. TRUST ME! U BOTH DESERVE THIS! DONT LET HER OR URSELF DOWN! 07/14/09 07:35am
  • en: @troyjh Either the Mocha shop in the mall or the shop next to super billing should stock Dr Pepper. 07/14/09 07:35am
  • en: @chucksrant Or continue the day - I'm having my 2nd cup now 07/14/09 07:35am
  • en: @LilPecan Emma, I've seen photos of you and your nose is neither fuzzy or twitchie...but it is a little pink. 07/14/09 07:35am
  • en: Party was wine/booze free. Is that really legal or ethical? 07/14/09 07:35am
  • en: Didn't this happen in Spiderman 3 or some shit? Building covered with crap. http://twitpic.com/aa241 07/14/09 07:35am
  • en: Holy shit at Verizon announcing theyre locking all their new phones so you can't access the WinMo or Blackberry app stores, only theirs. Wow 07/14/09 07:35am
  • en: @kjohnboy with, Pam may give you the impression that Dawn has marbles missing Or is some crazy psycho but, Pam is the one that, did all the 07/14/09 07:35am
  • en: @frndscallmejame YAY would love4uto come2dinner or have a nice day cafe or both. Its wednesday. :) 07/14/09 07:35am
  • en: http://www.pingwire.com/ live feed of images being posted to twitpic. not sure if this is really cool, or really disturbing. via @maxvoltar 07/14/09 07:35am
  • en: @dannykurily i have 4 bags or giant rainbow marshmallows for when i see you on warped :) 07/14/09 07:35am
  • en: @mollydollyy http://twitpic.com/a7ajq - Molly you are such a cutie! Loved your interview on hairroin (or however you spell it lol) Your ... 07/14/09 07:35am
  • en: Totallly - he's so HOT! RT @CELEBSIDEDISH: Fantasy Suite with Reid, will she or won't she, would you???? #bachelorette 07/14/09 07:35am
  • en: @Elz_242 I think the CC decided against it or something...... 07/14/09 07:35am
  • en: About to go walking with @Flawlezz_wear.....trying to stayyy busssyy... or im going to loose it lol. 07/14/09 07:35am
  • en: @ravenhawk Let us know if you have any questions or need anything, we're here to help! 07/14/09 07:35am
  • en: Or maybe why, not how. 07/14/09 07:35am
  • en: oh snap, haven't tweeted in 2 months :| guess i should start saying stuff like "i just ate a sandwich" or something... 07/14/09 07:35am
  • en: I cannot tell if Fielder is batting or working on his golf swing out there... 07/14/09 07:35am
  • en: good morning tweeps!!! im planning to go to CCP today or GMA..just to look for that freakin costume..haha.. 07/14/09 07:35am
  • en: @SoonieSoonSoon and be it coincidence or not for some reason all the people who talked shit about me going were gay :( and condescending. 07/14/09 07:35am
  • en: Whats of them things called that detoxes ur body....Some healthy pill or drink??? I need one!!!!!!!!! 07/14/09 07:35am
  • eo: Looking for SCIENCE or TECH jobs in NEVADA? http://zeonjobs.com/t94 07/14/09 07:35am
  • en: And do you see an orthopedist or a gynecologist? 07/14/09 07:35am
  • en: I am getting Microsoft Office 2007. Do I run or save file...anybody 07/14/09 07:35am
  • en: Sorry, please tell Boomer to shut up at the Home Run Derby, or hit him with a few balls. 07/14/09 07:35am
  • en: The migraines have got to stop, please, please. I'm considering trepanning, or amputation. 07/14/09 07:35am
  • en: So what does everyone think? Are we having a boy or girl? 07/14/09 07:35am
  • en: RV Rentals Up as Economy Slumps: KCBS So instead of jetting off to Paris or going to the Hawaii, more people are.. http://tinyurl.com/ldsft7 07/14/09 07:35am
  • en: never read the koran or islamic scriptures/ the only psalms I've read or on the arms of my niggas!! that nigga was that nigga!!!! 07/14/09 07:35am
  • en: at my gmas; just got back from shoppin... cant wait till my pastry hightops or h/e yuh spell it comes!!! black&yellow... awesome :P (; (: 07/14/09 07:35am
  • en: @lyllexi09 We'll just have to hang out after work or something some day :D 07/14/09 07:35am
  • en: Are u a giver or a taker in life? What matters is not the duration of ur life but the donation of it; not how long u live but how u live. 07/14/09 07:35am
  • en: @Allthewaymae36 you better be messing around or I'll disown you! haha 07/14/09 07:35am
  • en: I smoked all the hashtag yesterday, and no one could search for my jokes about hash or tags because i couldn't hashtag them. #hashtagtag 07/14/09 07:35am
  • en: @JamesSLarson that's sick if you need a merch or tech person I'm your guy 07/14/09 07:35am
  • en: @jasonman_69 LOVES that show...can they put it back on tele or even make an Aussie version, how cool would that be =) 07/14/09 07:35am
  • en: Yukinagoto added the game EVE-Online to his profile or changed his characters. http://tinyurl.com/dh4vp9 07/14/09 07:35am
  • en: Could Your Facebook or Twitter Account be Hurting Your Job Search? http://tinyurl.com/l2jh9d 07/14/09 07:35am
  • en: @DowntownRob @missorganized Would you like me to hand over the Lady & the Tramp video public or private? And, which take do you want ;-) 07/14/09 07:35am
  • en: About to sit down and finally watch Repo: The Genetic Opera. Then maybe Tokyo Zombie or JCVD 07/14/09 07:35am
  • en: yeah, that rarely ever works. RT @JenthePen: An etiquette expert says "A man should always order the womans meal or drink at a restaraunt" 07/14/09 07:35am
  • en: RT: @ruby_news: A dozen (or so) ways to start sub-processes in Ruby: Part 2 http://twurl.nl/lfyztt 07/14/09 07:35am
  • nl: U BTTR WATCH OWT OR IMMA SIT AWN U WIT MAI BIG OL' BUTT. 07/14/09 07:35am
  • en: @VerBSisthehomie yo your twitter pic is disturbing bro! Who is that, a zombie Pippy Longstocking or some shit? lol 07/14/09 07:35am
  • en: @officialTila I think women are overall weak when infatuated.. Whether it's over dick or pussy 07/14/09 07:35am
  • en: @thebeatinmyhead XD I know. and malteses or shit zus? HAVE YOU SEEN A HAUNTING IN CONNETICUT? 07/14/09 07:35am
  • en: As for an upsell or backend, though, I think testing with small incremental price raises should always be done to see what's best. 07/14/09 07:35am
  • en: name that show "did they fix that phone yet or does it sound like a castrated hamster?" 07/14/09 07:35am
  • en: @fakedemi Cool cool. *sits on the couch* I'm sooo ready for truth or dare.... 07/14/09 07:35am
  • en: "House on fire? I'd grab my D200, either from my own burning house if I only could grab one camera, or use my D200 to photograph a fire." 07/14/09 07:35am
  • en: As A Maverick Money Maker You WILL Make Money Or It's FREE! http://tinyurl.com/lo972z 07/14/09 07:35am
  • en: Barrett named MLS player of the week. Good call by the voters or another case of laziness and voting for someone with good stats? 07/14/09 07:35am
  • en: @DebNg Well, I'll be over in Middletown in week or two, so I hope they're avoiding those hot summer nights as well. 07/14/09 07:35am
  • en: thinks she is gonna call it a day...or night!!zzzzzzz 07/14/09 07:35am
  • en: still figuring how to play twitter? or just updating status~~? 07/14/09 07:35am
  • en: @Bandy1079 As you well should be. I think it's that pink shirt or something.... 07/14/09 07:35am
  • en: Feeling extremly lazyyy but I must hit the gym get big or die trying 07/14/09 07:35am
  • en: Off to see Bruno with @tiffaro and Val I need some relaxation or laughter 07/14/09 07:35am
  • en: @Rockne_S It's a good thing you aren't STRANDED with ZKIN, or you would really be DYSFUNTIONAL this week. lol welcome back :o) 07/14/09 07:35am
  • en: As A Scrapbooker Or Card Maker, You Are Familiar With The Cricut. The Cricut Design Studio Was Recently Release... http://tinyurl.com/l3yyk3 07/14/09 07:35am
  • en: @BlankSky You talking pre- or post-launch critiques? Sounds like it could be cool. 07/14/09 03:19am
  • en: the question of the day: panera or in n out? 07/14/09 03:19am
  • en: Which is worse: being sick or sitting in the waiting area at the dr's office? I'm so happy I have my phone! 07/14/09 03:19am
  • en: "To take a creature who is biologically a human and to make him or her fully human is a task that requires many years….” (Wendell Ber 07/14/09 03:19am
  • en: Is your smaller/older church feeling the pinch of bigger churches moving in to Williamson County, TN? DM me or email hvaughan@tennessean.com 07/14/09 03:19am
  • en: ...or someone would've gotten cut. 07/14/09 03:19am
  • en: @xxandip were they the 'breadcrumb' type or the 'battered' type? 07/14/09 03:19am
  • en: @tagtasher you gotta be 'cause your fingers are hurting - or are you just playing too hardcore? :D 07/14/09 03:19am
  • en: 24-Hour Sale! Buy one 5x5 or 5x7 spiral bound proof book, get an additional identical book FREE! 5pm est 7/13 - 5pm est 7/14 07/14/09 03:19am
  • en: @RobCote I've been looking and looking and I'm still looking. Tried 4 or 5 "fixes" so far. None have worked. 07/14/09 03:19am
  • en: @gwenhayes I don't think I'd feel more confident if it hadn't been my idea to GET the new hair cut or outfit. @LorelieBrown 07/14/09 03:19am
  • en: @syfy Rethink mobile txt alerts. We already know what the episode coming on that night is about or quiz. Think Twitter, background 07/14/09 03:19am
  • en: i forgot how controversial nofx are. or think they are. 07/14/09 03:19am
  • en: @aroundtheway @jkmodels @danielleow Yes lets plan a lil tweetup shall we? I shall wear a rose in my lapel. Or not but you will find me. 07/14/09 03:19am
  • en: RT @AlohaArleen Be persistent in your endeavors. Persistence is more important than intelligence, skill, or potential. 07/14/09 03:19am
  • en: @hintcafe cross that then there shouldn't be a problem and most women know when a guy is a friend or something more 07/14/09 03:19am
  • en: I Want Ur Advice? I Have 4 Kids & 3 Brm W/Den My Oldst Son Wants The Den. Do I Move My Baby In His Rm. Or 1 Of My Sons That Share A Rm.? 07/14/09 03:19am
  • en: Which do you like better PPC or JV's? 07/14/09 03:19am
  • en: @Centrium Haha- worldwide there's 1 or 2 of us!! It's an army :) LOL Are you well :) 07/14/09 03:19am
  • en: @echoisthename lmao...or be as a fragile. Its about time he man up for real... 07/14/09 03:19am
  • en: @Taeterbae No I b runnin too much. But we'll hook up 1 day on da porch preferbly a fri or sat... 07/14/09 03:19am
  • en: I noticed several people have unfollowed me lately! I'm confused! Are my tweets boring or annoying? Because if so, I really need to stop! 07/14/09 03:19am
  • en: Have you always been this dumb... or is it a recent thing? 07/14/09 03:19am
  • en: dang it, headache....I will beat you or I will lose my mind trying. 07/14/09 03:19am
  • en: I get irritated when lazy people get on the elevator on like 6 then get off at 5. Like wth!! You can walk a flight or ride the escalator. 07/14/09 03:19am
  • en: back in the town where the Tigers roar... unpacking, reading some Driscoll, watching a sermon or 4, eating a bunch, walmart, etc. etc. 07/14/09 03:19am
  • en: @tamandrich Hi its not on...its either on thing or other! Im ok hows you? 07/14/09 03:19am
  • en: wonders why everyone shes close to either moves far away or is far away? 07/14/09 03:19am
  • en: LOL Someone from UK causing a lot of traffic (~300 MB) on our site ... and seems to not even be a hack attempt. Either bug in FF or Fedora 07/14/09 03:19am
  • en: Why is this twitting shit so popular? I see people stop in they tracks to tweet about what happened to them or what they see lol like I care 07/14/09 03:19am
  • en: RT @lifeisnttheoc: @TwistedTeacher @snflower99 ...or taste like pancakes, waffles, and grits!!!! lol ewwww too greasy for my taste buds 07/14/09 03:19am
  • es: FriendFeed/video7: #10: Cr 07/14/09 03:19am
  • pt: @DogueDeBordeaux http://twitpic.com/a97ca - Is dat a Duckie? Or a squirrel? 07/14/09 03:19am
  • en: @danabrunetti http://twitpic.com/a95wu - Either people have no heads... or there's slightly too much light in this shot :) 07/14/09 03:19am
  • en: @FCUKYEAHHALES a rant or whatever you call it, i don't wanna give out many details but it was dumb and seriously pissed me off 07/14/09 03:19am
  • en: or # 3 or 6 or 15v who the fuck knows 07/14/09 03:19am
  • en: From tlreese90 I am done with spinal tap and MRI now headed home sore and exausted glad it is over will get results in a week or less 07/14/09 03:19am
  • en: Give me your questions! What do you want to know about gold and silver, monetary history, or current news? http://ow.ly/haJl 07/14/09 03:19am
  • en: Trying to figure out if I'm writing a cover letter to a man or a woman (androgynous first name). 07/14/09 03:19am
  • en: @edstetzer - that's the funniest thing I have heard in at least a month. I knew it would come sooner or later. Thanks for making me smile. 07/14/09 03:19am
  • en: Give me your questions! What do you want to know about gold and silver, monetary history, or current news? http://ow.ly/haJ2 07/14/09 03:19am
  • en: @OddTodd lesson learned: always wear socks to the airport - even under sandles or crocks. #securityblues 07/14/09 03:19am
  • en: Have Snow Leopard or last night build of WebKit? Try this http://tinyurl.com/krawk4 (use arrows to navigate and space to zoom) ... bye flash 07/14/09 03:19am
  • en: @chrisbosh question for ya... Do u play xbox or ps3? 07/14/09 03:19am
  • en: @CosmicBlink no, its probly guna be another week or something. 07/14/09 03:19am
  • en: @kateblogs Considering the cost of fuel,he/ she/ it saved a small fortune with that turbo-charged broomstick. Manual or automatic shift? 07/14/09 03:19am
  • en: @JpHizzile No big deal you're only rocking pro wings! or what is it again Saucony or wait wait wait I know British Knights 07/14/09 03:19am
  • en: @Donnette It's TRUE! You have been like MIA! LOL I have slowed down, too. Think our tweeps miss us or are relieved? LOL 07/14/09 03:19am
  • en: so today I would like for everyone whose following me to hit me up or say hi or something so I can meet all my twitter fam so far. . .thanxx 07/14/09 03:19am
  • en: Overfishing occurs when fishing activities reduce fish stocks below an acceptable level and can occur in a pond or the oceans. 07/14/09 03:19am
  • en: Wonders if NYC is a more tattooed city than most or is everywhere like this now? 07/14/09 03:19am
  • en: @Joedan_dilemma we could chip in to the cost, or supply the nibbles. 07/14/09 03:19am
  • en: trying to think whether i should be late for my first day of english or my first day of swimming for the fall semester...hmm... 07/14/09 03:19am
  • nl: @heartmychloe follow @kristeneileen or we are no longer lovas 07/14/09 03:19am
  • en: @RBKCreations yay! well done! you deserve an ice cream or something :) 07/14/09 03:19am
  • en: Im NOT a Nelena fan or supporter Im just saying lets stick to Support Niley and Ignore all those mean and rude replies from some Nelena fans 07/14/09 03:19am
  • en: RT @AlohaArleen: Be persistent in your endeavors. Persistence is more important than intelligence, skill, or potential. 07/14/09 03:19am
  • en: @southen Do you have AIM? or get on FB Chat 07/14/09 03:19am
  • en: I've never had more pet peeves or words that annoy me than when I started working here. 07/14/09 03:19am
  • en: FRIDAY THE SEA OF GREEN MUST BE AGRESSIVE OR THEY WILL SEE A WEAK REVOL http://twitpic.com/a97ak #iranelection http://twubs.com/iranelection 07/14/09 03:19am
  • en: they should get a hobby instead, like scrapbooking or something. 07/14/09 03:19am
  • en: @DK70 Well, there's the caloric side of beer, or the aftermath of beer. Choose the best of two evils. 07/14/09 03:19am
  • en: Enter our contests by July 15 for a chance to win an autographed cookbook, novels, branded gear or T-shirts http://twurl.nl/q84qap #yeg 07/14/09 03:19am
  • en: Can someone confirm or deny the rumor that Mr Kennedy has been signed by TNA wrestling and renamed Mike Rophone 07/14/09 03:19am
  • en: Is Your Website Being Optimized Or Are You Being Scammed - http://redirx.com/?sr0m 07/14/09 03:19am
  • en: @justagirl86 yeah he designed the glass floor , are you at uni ? , if so you must have the best uni flat view in the country,or of any flat! 07/14/09 03:19am
  • en: @SubrosaBrand grilled cheese or uncrustables? 07/14/09 03:19am
  • en: @deirdresm Looks like the greens I LOVED at a Vietnamese restaurant in NY. Don't know if the same or how to cook it, but it was delicious. 07/14/09 03:19am
  • Some college/CEGEP/vocational <b>or</b>.. <a href="http://tinyurl.com/lsmy8y">http://tinyurl.com/lsmy8y</a>: Education: 07/14/09 03:19am
  • en: "There's a broken treebranch laying across my grass." "I'm not sure if I should take that sexually or not. Soooo confused!". TFLN 07/14/09 03:19am
  • en: @PandaHallows XD well at least there's air conditioning, right? I'll let you know of the story in a message or something once I get back =O 07/14/09 03:19am
  • en: @Jonasbrothers Kev! all the Team FFE Argentina is going to the wedding ,by bycle XD please, wait for us :) #weddinngbybycle (or running lol 07/14/09 03:19am
  • en: man, better on the other side is such a good song :) ; around the house for the day i think! then with meaghan or something later ? 07/14/09 03:19am
  • en: @hansbfiguy you tweeted 202 times in a week? Or did you get 202 tweets? 07/14/09 03:19am
  • en: @carlodumandan yo where did you get that bookcase/shelf behind your bed? is that separate or part of the bed frame? i want one =) 07/14/09 03:19am
  • en: Its #musicmonday yet again...recommend some CATCHY songs to me. Either songs with cool beats or the kind of songs that get you to sing along 07/14/09 03:19am
  • en: @helencairns At least it doesn't wriggle-or stink! Will be his first time lake fishing rather than sea/beach for mackerel so hope he's lucky 07/14/09 03:19am
  • en: everyone follow @GoRoadDogs for the ltest news about or favorite team!! :D 07/14/09 03:19am
  • en: @OnDeckLou Dude! R u cumin when u get off yes or no 07/14/09 03:19am
  • en: @lindseyb huh did you break a nail or tooth in a fight? :) 07/14/09 03:19am
  • en: If u know a SUPER DOPE producer, songwriter, artist, engineer, or musician let TWITTER know about them by using the #idomusic hashtag PLS RT 07/14/09 03:19am
  • en: Has send feature to mail letter, email or send EDI file. Encumbers on click. #koha 07/14/09 03:19am
  • en: @DYLANefinTHOMAS "chevy love makin....it don't matter if you're black or white" Figure out what was wrong with the impala? Starter? 07/14/09 03:19am
  • en: I'm sorry but not all lil wayne songs plz don't download or play his wack shit in my presence u do not get a pass JUST CUZ ITS WAYNE 07/14/09 03:19am
  • en: @Lari_May_I yea yea... that shit. OR I could just get me some milk for my damn APPLE JACKS!! 07/14/09 03:19am
  • en: @stevendejongh tomorriw will you ride with or without comunication? #tdf09 07/14/09 03:19am
  • en: To bring that professionalism to your next project please remain on the line or request a bid via our website at www.DeerValleyPlumbing.com 07/14/09 03:19am
  • en: @GeekPornGirl i *heart* stern grove. i like how people hang out in the trees to watch the music. it reminds me of robin hood or something. 07/14/09 03:19am
  • : .. Or just a hunch, too? 07/14/09 03:19am
  • en: @Yasmeiin I'm sooooo nervous! What about you? T.T or do I make you nervous now? Haha! 07/14/09 03:19am
  • en: @French_Kisses Yes,so people such as myself will start talking 2 each other,But people don't want 2 follow back or respond *pnts finger* LOL 07/14/09 03:19am
  • en: ...with NO CONDIMENTS, LETTUCE, TOMATO or ANYTHING!!! LMAO - They're the worst. 07/14/09 03:19am
  • en: If one of ur niggas fucked ur girlfriend…would u be mad at the nigga or ur gf? 07/14/09 03:19am
  • en: @chrismcpeters hhahah that should be on your next album cover or give a heads up to tbl 07/14/09 03:16am
  • en: @est12588 lol remember fresh or soph yr when u went to Florida n came back wit da meannnnnn tan? 07/14/09 03:16am
  • en: If you're thirsty or philanthropic & in King of Prussia Wed, stop by Alex's lemonade stand @ Malvern School on Gulph Rd. 07/14/09 03:16am
  • en: Yuuhelloooo... Fantastic weekend of T in the Park. Much fun, but NO reception to tweet or text. All v frustrating. 07/14/09 03:16am
  • en: Should I try and finish HBP today, or leave a bit of it for tomorrow??? 07/14/09 03:16am
  • en: Is an underscore really a character or is a space with an underline... I'll never know 07/14/09 03:16am
  • en: is feeling hot as hell!!! wish i was at the beach!! or yesturdays pool haha 07/14/09 03:16am
  • en: Beginner Affiliate Marketing Tips - 4 Ways to Create Content If You "Can't" Or Hate to Wri - http://snipurl.com/n5e7a 07/14/09 03:16am
  • en: no meat so far today. i intend to at least do a light workout after work, maybe 100 pushups or so 07/14/09 03:16am
  • en: @lumpypumpkin Should I be angry or proud with that last comment? 07/14/09 03:16am
  • en: @dawnmrd remember to take Dave with you, I don't want to have to go round and feed him cat or dog food. 07/14/09 03:16am
  • en: Walk or bike to work? Study suggests that keeps us fit, but few ... - FOX43.com... http://tinyurl.com/nzbucj 07/14/09 03:16am
  • en: @chiplambert Did you say that non-corporate professionals' profiles shld be written in 1st or 3rd person on Linked In?Then same on Google? 07/14/09 03:16am
  • en: Yes we can! Cheap Solar Power For Your Remote Cabin: Have a remote cabin or cottage that you want to .. http://tinyurl.com/n9h4j9 07/14/09 03:16am
  • en: @IMAGINERRE sounds nice.. gonna visit someone speciel there or just vacationin? 07/14/09 03:16am
  • en: I am not feeling Facebook anymore its so judgemental or maybe thats just me? 07/14/09 03:16am
  • en: @Principled That's a good idea. Or even wait until next yr. This year can be info gathering. I'll tell S about the dog topic. She'll freak! 07/14/09 03:16am
  • en: Anyone wanna go to the dog park at like 6 or later with muah and Radar of course? 07/14/09 03:16am
  • en: @cracked Depends on the Bond we're talking about. If its Lazenby, Moore, or Dalton then Bourne wins. If Connery or Craig, Bond wins all day. 07/14/09 03:16am
  • en: Am I being positive in the wrong way? Everything is just going wrong...Or everything is showing me the road i should b on... Confused.. Lost 07/14/09 03:16am
  • en: Do I go to small grocery store and spend big bucks or go to big chain and save money. I think I am going to overpay for my taco shells. 07/14/09 03:16am
  • en: @thehoffgod For some reason action and fighting scenes put me to sleep. Or I'm just tired. 07/14/09 03:16am
  • : Ernie Howard 07/14/09 03:16am
  • en: look dammit, stop calling me or i'm going to block your number, mom. 07/14/09 03:16am
  • en: @LydiaCornell re Synesthesia I can't imagine life without it! Monday is white. Do you see or taste music? Tubular bells so visual! 07/14/09 03:16am
  • en: What exactly is the reason or basis of why a person falls in love with another? Lol, that question has been bugging me for weeks. Hahah 07/14/09 03:16am
  • en: I've always thought Nicola or w.e her name was is the prettiest in Girls aloud, yet she's apparently known as the ugly one? :S 07/14/09 03:16am
  • en: @Jonasbrothers i just passed a walmart... Or should i say facebook? :) 07/14/09 03:16am
  • en: #seems like mad niggas is fuckin cheerleaders and groupies to whoevers hot or whoevers around @ the time smh 07/14/09 03:16am
  • en: RT @AceConcierge: RT @thehrgoddess: "Leadership isn't a role or a process; it is a mindset and heart direction open to all." ~Joel Crawford 07/14/09 03:15am
  • en: @Jennywiz :( no e4 or Internet. Very sad times sniff! 07/14/09 03:15am
  • en: its amazing how broke rappers become when the government or baby momma's come calling... 07/14/09 03:15am
  • en: is it just today or are things are really getting better for a N.E.R.D like me... how do feel ? 07/14/09 03:15am
  • en: Will there ever be a bo jackson or somebody better lol Yeap 07/14/09 03:15am
  • en: @music93 okay so we would probably starve ig go out to dinner to la pesquera jaramillo jajajaj or in an island 07/14/09 03:15am
  • en: thinks it's great that everyone leaves the house without mentioning it or inviting her or caroline. 07/14/09 03:15am
  • en: @BFosmire it but it may be a possibility..to at least come on Sat and part of Sunday or something like that..... 07/14/09 03:15am
  • en: @TREofUCB that was when I was 5 or 6 lol dude u just really brought back a memory I always thought he made that up lol 07/14/09 03:15am
  • en: @elizabethtinnon omg SO excited for it...and anyone who thinks we are nerdy have obviously never seen any of the movies or read the books!! 07/14/09 03:15am
  • en: Great home, online, or retail business! Super low overhead, no distribution, storage, or drama! http://www.GiannaMiceli.com 07/14/09 03:15am
  • en: Mass. NOW is honored to have hosted this event. Email christina@massnow.org for more info or to join the fight for civil rights! 07/14/09 03:15am
  • en: @Etsy ARGH you have these while I"m at work :(. Can you have one Thursday or Friday? ... Please??? 07/14/09 03:15am
  • en: http://twitpic.com/a970h - Help please! Which one looks better, the socks up or down?? Wearing @xoBetseyJohnson socks. I'm just so cool. 07/14/09 03:15am
  • en: I just ate 3 chicken empenadas, would I be greedy if I ate a 4th or maybe even a 5th?? 07/14/09 03:15am
  • en: Remember the only way you can fail is to Do nothing or Quit. Quitting is easy. Success is forever. How big is your WHY? 07/14/09 03:15am
  • en: @crocosaur Do what now? I think I missed something. Last truck stop NB to milwaukee is the Pilot or Flying J exit 322 07/14/09 03:15am
  • en: Fighting with mssql support on my WAMP server. Anyone with a pointer or two? 07/14/09 03:15am
  • en: http://plazacentre.net : Tigers’ Eelam: Nothing ‘Hindu’ or ‘Tamil’ about it 07/14/09 03:15am
  • en: Do you 'self-publish' or try and find a conventional publisher? How about the best of both worlds? www.crossbooks.com 07/14/09 03:15am
  • en: wtf when i had no computer i took my ass to the library or over a friends and did my shit myself 07/14/09 03:15am
  • en: @Supa711 POF bshit.. i feel like they are trying to bust me or something! CHP, Cop, another worked for the Sheriff. 07/14/09 03:15am
  • en: trials nd test b4 getting promoted to see if ur faith stands where its been standing or if it sits higher! have faith nd trust n GOD! :-) 07/14/09 03:15am
  • en: Does anyone have or know how to unlock an iPhone to use on any network? Is it worth doing either by Turbo Sim or software? 07/14/09 03:15am
  • en: @sexysakura6 whys he gone quiet is he afk or is he really enjoying my hug? 07/14/09 03:15am
  • en: #truth I'm 20 still wondering were the fuck my dad is lol dat nigga ain't coming no time soon or ever aha 07/14/09 03:15am
  • en: Are any of you guys involved in charity or have any charity events approaching? Hit me up asap! 07/14/09 03:15am
  • en: http://plazacentre.net : I Will Never Knowingly Watch any Jerry Bruckheimer Show or Movie as Long as I Live 07/14/09 03:15am
  • en: @Jordanknight i want to know if only can see the concert once or will be always on the pc 07/14/09 03:15am
  • en: Hey it look mega Retro now... If it works, I'll put it in the Spare Room or stick it on eBay! 07/14/09 03:15am
  • en: @dougiemcfly hmm, i think you should dye your hair blue..like dark blue and then put orange at the tips. or some other color.it look good :) 07/14/09 03:15am
  • en: @anarawr1629 Duhh.He gotta be sexier in person because everytime u see him in T.V or something the T.V covers up some of his sexyness 07/14/09 03:15am
  • en: @djsmallz myspace or z share? 07/14/09 03:15am
  • en: "onis1 Plsdon’t let this movement for FREEDOM be hijacked by another Mullah & his supporters.#iranelection" Or Monarch! 07/14/09 03:15am
  • en: What's your favourite Drake song that leaked? The Winner, Juice, Stunt On You, Do It Now or Something? PICK ONE ONLY! 07/14/09 03:15am
  • en: #familyreunion finding something out about your mom or dad's teenage yrs and nvr being able to look at them the same way again 07/14/09 03:15am
  • en: @Sarahjane1974 well I can try from mine live, if its pants ive got 24hrs to go to a friends or worst case drive to mum and dads 07/14/09 03:15am
  • en: Is this week going slow or what?? 07/14/09 03:15am
  • en: ok is this amber alert real this time or not? cuz the one from last night i heard was fake 07/14/09 03:15am
  • en: i was barely seventeen and i once killed a boy with a fender guitar i dont remember if it was a telecaster or a stratocaster 07/14/09 03:15am
  • en: Which is most painful - my nose or my ankle? I love Monday night football!!!! 07/14/09 03:15am
  • en: @CandiBella when did you ask?.....lol.....I don't remember that...yeah right what you got the 08 or the slide lol....naw an Id huh lmao j/k 07/14/09 03:15am
  • en: 14 ways small banks can save or make money. Right now at http://tinyurl.com/Save14Ways 07/14/09 03:15am
  • en: @jordanknight never got to see a show this tour or ever or the first cruise but thank U for this webcast, pick me**winking** LOL to hang w/u 07/14/09 03:15am
  • en: @jeanwilliam it's pretty cool when you have a group of people with iphones or ip... Read More: http://is.gd/1xvMu 07/14/09 03:15am
  • en: now I get Internal Server Error when previewing or using permalinks... sigh... what's next... 07/14/09 03:15am
  • en: Dang my back hurts like no other. Need to get a massage or something =] 07/14/09 03:15am
  • en: 2 Choices either creative and performing arts (CAPA) or PHILADANCO WAT SHOULD I DO 07/14/09 03:15am
  • en: @Studio_ArtOcrat Fact: Factory Flux doesn't sell flip-flops, or socks but we can put render them on a shirt if you want to wear both at once 07/14/09 03:15am
  • en: @kchick4u or u can give me your name an i can request u. but i guess dat want work huh lo 07/14/09 03:15am
  • en: Off work. Time to get motivated. Have about 100 shirts to print today. Then another 100 or so tomorrow. Crap. I'm going to need coffee. 07/14/09 03:15am
  • en: @Jillandkate deff- see you guys tomorrow! @ashleyarrison is that a show or channel? @iheartradio THANKS FOR THE KC TIX! 07/14/09 03:15am
  • en: @kalsoom82 how? do they like release it for a limited live audience or something? :s 07/14/09 03:15am
  • en: in The gospels did #Jesus seem to lean towards Capitalism or socialism? 07/14/09 03:15am
  • en: @seanmacdhai I've been getting that a lot lately. Best thing you can do is use an APPLICATION like #Seesmic or #Tweetdeck 07/14/09 03:15am
  • en: @severedlim new Vietnamese sandwich place on bedford or something delicious at Walter Foods. 07/14/09 03:15am
  • en: @AshyLBowz all day 15 footers! What's marion doing is on the outs or did he resign cause I knew raptors threw some money at him 07/14/09 03:15am
  • en: @joeldobbins Do I recall a tweet about time being a big responsibility? [= lol The titty -erp- Tiddy Bear it comes in gold or pink. 07/14/09 03:15am
  • en: @tibbon No, it just determines which boy or girl you see in the Over 30? Want a date? ads. 07/14/09 03:15am
  • en: @ChrisVaughn84 I just read some of your twits or tweets whatever u call it! Too Funny :-) U & Ur friends @Sulaiman! Hillarious! 07/14/09 02:38am
  • en: @oneofthefreds See the math at: http://tr.im/samr Average is 3.275%, or about what we want in order to prevent "mattress money". 07/14/09 02:38am
  • en: Give your car a tune up! Fixing a car that is out of tune or can improve gas mileage by about 4%. 07/14/09 02:38am
  • en: Just listed - insanely fabulous raspberry 1970s Halston Coat or Dress http://tinyurl.com/l8rszb 07/14/09 02:38am
  • en: We have a high-speed scanner that scans 72 pieces a minute (front & back in one pass). Archive to DVD or on-line secure site-fully indexed! 07/14/09 02:38am
  • en: @TwilightLexicon Yeah that is baffling (espcly for TWL). All ages interested in teen experience -its coming, yr in it, or you are nostalgic. 07/14/09 02:38am
  • en: Who decides what kind of noises make me cringe? Did I chose, or when I was born, did God say 'Ok, now she's not gonna like the sound of... 07/14/09 02:38am
  • en: Why is it always the old old women who get their tits out by the pool?? Not fair or cool. 07/14/09 02:38am
  • en: @iyaDedE I think it took 2 months or sthg to Clinton 2 say "Genocide". Interesting article: http://www.thenation.com/blogs/capitalgames/1353 07/14/09 02:38am
  • en: @jaymzx really? or r u being saarcastic? 07/14/09 02:38am
  • en: To tweet or not to tweet.?.that is the question. 07/14/09 02:38am
  • en: @robhutten you need a higher quality of office then. Or at least one that is more cottagey. 07/14/09 02:38am
  • en: @effortlesszone I've grown up with Airedales and Shelties, so I'm not unfamiliar with grooming or energy. 07/14/09 02:38am
  • en: @harryallen Yeah & blame two parents having to work 9+ hours a day. There's no choice for the bottom 60 [or more] %. 07/14/09 02:38am
  • en: @FidelGastro Matthew and I used to go to either budokan (sp?) or valani (sp?). Valani has the best dessert i've ever had : Oreo begnets. 07/14/09 02:38am
  • en: @RyanSchartz I never pick up Unknown or Blocked calls. 07/14/09 02:38am
  • es: @serena_eliza Oh...or Guys and Dolls. ^_^ 07/14/09 02:38am
  • en: the salad I ate had "old" bacon bits.. i don't know if you've had them before or not.. but it tastes wrong. :( but you still eat them. :D 07/14/09 02:38am
  • en: @MAKDesigns We are an online marketing firm in Kernersville, would love to help you to get started or make your online ads more effective 07/14/09 02:38am
  • en: @ivy_star Who needs the meds, Mom or 'Mitri? Or both? ;-) 07/14/09 02:38am
  • en: My dad taught me how to filet the fish.. Now my hands smell. Going for a bike ride with him to town to get DQ blizzards.. Or a parfait:) 07/14/09 02:38am
  • en: feels like im dying inside no where 2 go unwanted by every1 it seems I suppose I will make it or I wont not that it matters really.... 07/14/09 02:38am
  • en: @paigenorris it wil be hot most likely so I would say a skirt or shorts and tank top and the black sandals 07/14/09 02:38am
  • en: Commitment reflects the stable factors that help maintain relationship for better or worse...think about it..are you committed 07/14/09 02:38am
  • en: @DougBenson Doug you only did 30 days. I'm working on a couple years! I'm just not smart or funny or interesting or tech inclined to do it! 07/14/09 02:38am
  • en: Automation Or Outsourcing For Online Success - http://is.gd/1xt9A 07/14/09 02:38am
  • en: Hey, Statefarm. Thanks. Thanks so much for making it so I can't go to the doctor right now. Nothing FUCKING HURTS or anything. Thanks. 07/14/09 02:38am
  • en: @dylanbobylan my fave song is "when i grow up" by mayday parade or "disturbia" by the CAB :) 07/14/09 02:38am
  • en: @Licokitty haha, true. Sometimes I can't sleep 'cause Franka and Nikita are sleeping on top or between my legs and I don't want to move them 07/14/09 02:38am
  • en: i want to be orthorexia or anorexia :p 07/14/09 02:38am
  • en: @markosm Vote Republican and have no respect for yourself or your people? 07/14/09 02:38am
  • en: if you're an Artist, Musician or Actor you have to go to http://ow.ly/harD to create a profile. Claim your fame and get noticed. 07/14/09 02:38am
  • en: @mapperz i know them both. Caught up with masterchef and have got 1 or 2 episodes of top gear to watch 07/14/09 02:38am
  • en: @jeff_lamarche Or just fuck this particular developer who wrote this that is required by a lot of sites? Just wondering who to blame. 07/14/09 02:38am
  • en: Just a reminder that this feed is mostly about actions that u/ur fans can take on critical issues. Feel free 2 RT or put into ur own words. 07/14/09 02:38am
  • en: Booorrrreeeddddd.....txt or I.M. Me :) aim=mikeydfl101 yahoo=mikeyd101 07/14/09 02:38am
  • en: @alanhahn What are your general impressions about Hill? Does he seem like a player? or as Bill Simmons called him "The Next Melvin Ely"? 07/14/09 02:38am
  • en: Heather im meeee or my phone nowww (: 07/14/09 02:38am
  • en: Just a reminder that this feed is mostly about actions that u/ur fans can take on critical issues. Feel free 2 RT or put into ur own words. 07/14/09 02:38am
  • en: That's what defines a life or at least my life-emotions feelings ideas-having them but also sharing them - Me "I'll Scream Later" 07/14/09 02:38am
  • en: @scottmcleod Yep, well i could tell something was up, he was not in any pain or like screaming etc, if he had a serious back injury, 07/14/09 02:38am
  • en: went to Penn Station--liked the sandwich but could do without the insistence on calling fries "fresh cuts" like it's cute or clever 07/14/09 02:38am
  • en: @MizzCOOKIE28 whats funny to me is...i dont care if u play ball or sell avon..just know with me..u breakin bread...lmao! 07/14/09 02:38am
  • en: whats private school like? Is it realy a better education, or do they just say that. coznormal school teaches you just fine? 07/14/09 02:38am
  • en: @psychemedia serverside witchcraft (or sessions) 07/14/09 02:38am
  • en: Or watching it by myself.... @AndreaDeneen is falling asleep lol